salmon-beard-santa - A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film Trading Places when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

e.g., Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more mojitos for you. You know how you get all Salmon-beard-Santa after too many cocktails.

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