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anticipassion - A combination of anticipation and passion: The anticipation that comes with a passionate situation.

e.g., Walter's in total anticipassion of finally meeting his online dream woman.

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auto-tickulation - Creating something that is far too amusing to oneself.

e.g., Why the heck is Bob laughing so hard? Oh, he's just having a big old auto-tickulation over the word he just invented.

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awesomeage - An amount of awesomeness. Same as how an acre of land is an amount of acreage.

e.g., I just won a new car? That's total awesomeage, dude.

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bi-soxual - The rebellious act of purposefully wearing mismatched socks. | The apparel orientation of one who purposefully wears mismatched socks.

e.g., "Hey, look at that guy. He's wearing mismatched socks. What a lamer." "No, he's making a statement. He's bi-soxual."

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blogzombie - Someone who's sole thrill in life is reading other people's weblogs, journals, and diaries.

e.g., Kay was a lot more fun before she turned into a blogzombie.

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boobtooblivion - Seriously vegetating in front of the TV.

e.g., How long has he been like that? Dunno, he must be in boobtooblivion.

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cruxtaposition - Standing at the crossroads of life or situation.

e.g., That's quite a cruxtaposition she's gotten herself into.

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dangy - Dang + handy: a person who is dang handy to have around.

e.g., Jimbo just fixed my computer. He's a dangy guy.

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denimoxyribonucleicacid - A person who wears nothing but blue jeans.

e.g., Look at that denimoxyribonucleicacid. If those pants get any tighter, her genes will be made from jeans.

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disflexia - Aiming for one key on the keyboard but having it switch places with an alternate key at the very last second.

e.g., Ted's not a bad speller, he just suffers from disflexia. Now, Chris, he's a bad speller.

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filthxels - The dirty pixels that always come up on scanned art no matter how well you clean your scanner.

e.g., I've just spent all afternoon cleaning the filthxels from this scan.

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frappuccubus - A combination of Frappuccino and succubus: A wicked temptress who beguiles mortal men with endless tastes of ambrosia-like, sugar-laden, caffeinated, fatty, frozen coffee drinks.

e.g., I was talking to that trickster Mai again. Now Iím craving a chocolate brownie frappuccubus from Moondollarís.

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hankelujah - A combination of hank, as in a "hank of yarn" and "hallelujah." A joyful exultation uttered by knitters in enthusiasm over expansive gains made to their personal yarn stash.

e.g., Wow, Maggie, you just added 50 balls of Kroy sock yarn to your stash? Hankelujah.

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keyremlins - Evil spirits that inhabit keyboards, causing ytpos and other embarrassing keyboard errors such as disflexia.

e.g., Honest, babe. I meant that I was meeting her at six, not for sex. It was the keyremlins again, I swear.

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lawrph - Somewhere between a laugh and a harrumph, but definitely not a guffaw or a chortle.

e.g., Daryl's whit was dry, somewhat acerbic and a tad sarcastic, so it was with subtle irony that I wryly lawrphed at his jokes.

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oblieviate - Combination of obliterate and alleviate. To relieve a situation or problem by utterly destroying the source of said situation or problem.

e.g., The flow of the river is severely constricted by that new beaver dam. Let's ask Clem if he can oblieviate the situation with a little dynamite.

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paradoxian - One who attempts to achieve enlightenment through paradox.

e.g., Nick was a lot more fun before he became obsessed with travelling back in time to prevent his own birth. How do we know that he already hasn't and therefore prevented himself from doing so in the first place? Oh, no. Another Paradoxian.

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polybitionist - Polyester exhibitionist. A curious breed of fully-clothed exhibitionist who uses wireless surveillance detectors in an attempt to locate hidden video cameras equipped with the technology which renders polyester clothing invisible.

e.g., Check out Christene, Kyle's new girlfriend. Why's she wearing so much polyester clothing? Look at the way she's dancing to herself. She must be a polybitionist.

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pseudobiblioholic - One who has caught pseudobiblioitis, a disease that causes folks to glorify their ability to create faux-words.

e.g., Hi, my name is Dylon and I'm a pseudobiblioholic.

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smokinary - When the Internet is so slow you think that they're sending the binary data via smoke signals.

e.g., Why won't this darn site load? Must be a smokinary connection.

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socker - An impromptu game for single or multiple players that is usually initiated by dropping a pair of balled socks while carrying a basket of freshly folded laundry. The solitaire version involves kicking at or kicking the balled socks towards a destination, such as a clothes dresser, while encounterring visual impairment caused by carrying the basket of freshly folder laundry. The multiplayer version is initiated when an observer notes the manoeuvres of the solitary player and decides to lend a (sarcastic) helping hand or foot, as the case may be.

e.g., "Hey, why are there clothes all over the hallway and what's with the dents in the drywall?" "Oh nothing, just a random breakout of Marcel United vs. Betty Munich for Champion's League Socker Cup."

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sockrates - A combination of socks and the philosopher Socrates, denoting great wisdom in the ways of socks and sock knitting.

e.g., Still can't figure out how to knit those Fair Isle Socks? Why don't you ask Sally, she's a real Sockrates.

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sockrifice - A combination of "sock" and "sacrifice." What every knitter must endure when giving away the fruits of her labours in hopes of gaining the favour of the knitting powers that be.

e.g., Yes, indeed, my children, it was quite a sockrifice to give away those handmade cashmere argyles, but our endeavours shall be rewarded with the greater growth of our yarn stashes. Hankelujah.

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sockrilege - A combination of socks and sacrilege. Disrespect, misuse, or theft of hand-knitted socks, perhaps some of the most important objects in the universe -- with the exception of towels.

e.g., I can't believe he shrunk the socks that I just finished knitting, in the wash, again. Desecration! Infidel! Blasphemer! He shall surely pay for these acts of sockrilege.

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socksquatch - A cryptozoological entity composed entirely of dryer lint that explains the unexpected disappearance of socks in the washing machine.

e.g., I know I put a pair of matching socks in the washer. The socksquatch must have eaten the other one.

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velosophy - Highspeed philosophy, combination of velocity and philosophy.

e.g., Carmen was doing well until she hit that existential wall at full velosophy.

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wackigasted - Wacky and flabbergasted.

e.g., Sshopping for mail-order Russian brides has me completely wackigasted,

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