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school - To teach one a lesson. To beat one into submission. e.g., He schooled us all in wrestling with his superior strength. submitted by Jim Pipkin |
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school bus - A girl who has sex with many people -- everyone gets a ride for free. e.g., "Chris has slept with everyone on the soccer team." "Yeah, she's a school bus." submitted by Cody |
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school-made bun - Any disgusting food. Usually bounces, and has a strange retraction property that makes it different from any other element. The true school-made bun is considered by some to be a rare earth element, and is created only under certain very specific conditions in school cafeterias throughout the world. e.g., Ick. This tofu turkey is school-made bun. Let's go get Chinese. submitted by lauryn |
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schoolboy - To make one look foolish by resorting to the simplest possible means. e.g., We couldn't figure out why the car wouldn't start. We changed the battery and even thought about pulling the engine. ... Then Felipe schoolboyed us and showed us we'd used the wrong car keys. submitted by BigJ7489 |
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schoolbus groupies - The cars that stack up behind the bus along a country road. e.g., My car was tenth in a line of schoolbus groupies, and I knew I would be late for work. submitted by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt - (www) |
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schoolish - Pertaining to the better qualities inherent in going to school: studious, zealous of learning, polite, and respectful. e.g., Don't be foolish, be schoolish. submitted by David |
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schoon - Ugly, disgusting, or distasteful. e.g., I can't believe he just picked his nose. Eeeewww, that's schoon. submitted by shawnasie |
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schooned - What an individual looks like after too many schooners of beer. e.g., You look schooned. submitted by Bran |
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schpoozellous - Extremely thick, foggy, opaque. e.g., The sky is so schpoozelous, you can't even see the moon. submitted by Kagi Kato |
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schram - To breathe through the nose so deeply that everyone within a mile radius can hear it. Named for a priest whose breathing you hear from the back of the chapel. e.g., Breathe through your mouth would you? I can't take any more of your schramming. submitted by Walter Swarthau |
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schreibtischfuhrer - An expression of disbelief, anger, or dismay. e.g., When Bob found out he got ripped off for his computer, he muttered, "Schreibtischfuhrer." submitted by Anonymous |
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schritzen - To frolic merrily in fields of daises or any alternative flower depending on the season. e.g., "And what do you think of that?" said the schritzening little elf. "It gives me sharp and shooting pains to listen to such drool." I lifted up my foot, and squashed the God damn little fool. (Morris Bishop) submitted by Billy Preston |
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schrode - (v.) to devise bizarre thought experiments (a) to draw attention to an incongruity in the premises of a given paradigm (such as quantum mechanics), (b) to be a pain, or (c) because one is genetically predisposed to think like Albert Camus or Franz Kafka. (From Erwin Schrodinger's famous reductio ad absurdum explanation, "Schrodinger's Cat," of the paradox in the Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum theory.) Present Participle: "schroding"; agentive: "schrodinger." e.g., "I've just read the most interesting thought experiment." "Really? What was it?" "This French fellow suggests that you drink a large glass of water while urinating." "What? Why?" "He says it can make you feel like the water is simply pouring through you." "Okay, he schrode, for sure." submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth |
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schroon - To repeatedly hang out with a member of the opposite sex (who is not one's significant other) to the complete exclusion of any other people. e.g., "Have you seen Drew?" "Nah, he's off schrooning with Brittany." submitted by Bombastic Days |
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schrunk - Insane footman with delusions of a homosexual nature as well as identifying with cats or magpies famous for running about with no obvious reasons e.g., Oh, no, the schrunk is about the woods again. Let's all hide in strange tents with fires so our post-cannisters remain safe. submitted by Torgaut Matias Gulliksen - (www) |
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schtuck - Stuck. e.g., My foot got schtuck in the escalator yesterday. submitted by Nicky Ubben |
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schube - Acting so stupid as to be accused of being brain damaged. e.g., Did you see that guy just walk into the door jam? What a schube. submitted by p.f.rudey |
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schufosi - A derogatory term used by Formula One fans to describe bandwagon Ferrari Fans. Historically used to describe Michael Schumacher fans. e.g., The Schufosi went wild as the Ferrari driver won the race. submitted by Wycco |
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schultzie - A piece of food stuck in your teeth or a booger hanging out of your nose. e.g., After eating, "Hey, do I have a schultzie?" submitted by Liz/Camie |
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schumacher - A word meaning a person who drives in front of you at great speed and then turns into you, forcing you to stop suddenly or crash into her. See 1994 Australian Grand Prix or 1995 European Grand Prix for details. e.g., "What kind of driving was that?" "Schumacher." submitted by Xnoybis |
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schumi army - The Schumi Army are the legion of largely German Michael Schumacher fans. They are not unlike a huge beer-swilling army. e.g., Wherever Schumi goes, the Schumi Army goes, too. submitted by Adam Leslie |
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schuush - What you do to someting. e.g., I schuushed all the stuff in the drawer. submitted by Cheryl |
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schwa - A noise used when an object moves quickly, usually in a sliding motion. Also, a mocking word used when making fun of preppies. In this case, it can be pronounced "shuh-WAH." e.g., "I was imitating Tom Cruise in _Risky Business_, and I slid across the floor, and I was just like, schwa!" (while demonstrating) submitted by kelly |
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schwack - To kiss while applying light suction. If both kissers do this, the lips will pull away with a satisfying "schwack" sound. Somewhat akin to a "smeck." | To make a vicious play that cripples an opponent's chance to win. | A large amount. e.g., Gimme a schwack, right on the kisser. | While playing Mille Bornes, John schwacked Mary with a flat tire. | With plenty of time available, I'm going to make a schwack of new entries. submitted by D^2 | Jay - (www) |
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schwacker - A pervert over 40, characterized by frequent use of the transit and a habit of staring openly at younger women's breasts. e.g., That old broad in the trench coat just asked me for my phone number. Clearly a shwacker. submitted by ellen |
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schwag - not-the-best, last resort, bottom of the barrel, something used in the absence of anything better e.g., Compared to white albacore in spring water, chunk tuna in vegetable oil is schwag. submitted by Stephanie B. |
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schwaggle - To hang out with one's significant other to the complete exclusion of other people. e.g., "Have you seen Drew around?" "Nah, he's off schwaggling with Katie again." submitted by Bombastic Days |
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schwaked chair - A chair with uneven legs. When you sit in one, you rock from side to side e.g., "I really hate this schwaked chair!" submitted by Monomonical Bolleringtonmasternesses |
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schwangdoodle - An unidentifiable object; something for which the proper name escapes you, as a tool. e.g., Hand me that schwangdoodle over there, would you? submitted by Crazy Larry |
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schwarzencare - Health care as provided under California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's January 2007 proposal. e.g., "While Washington dithers over 'nibbling around the edges' reforms, Schwarzenegger's proposals instantly become the most-talked about plan for wide-ranging changes in the health care arena since Hillarycare -- and like Hillarycare, Schwarzencare is almost too complicated to talk about, with dozens of planks hoping to shore up rather than fundamentally reform our healthcare system.
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schwarzeneggerian - Possessing a massive or bodybuilder's physique. e.g., The criminal was Schwarzeneggerian in stature. submitted by Joel Jenkins - (www) |
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schway - Used to describe something for which one has a strong affinity. e.g., "That is one schway babe." "That movie was schway cool." submitted by Semi |
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schway - Used by skaters and surfers in reference to something that is awesomely cool. e.g., That switch 360 hardflip over that 12 stair set was schway. submitted by rob - (www) |
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schwee - The collection of dust that gathers in your mouse. It must be removed from the rolling track ball to make the mouse function smoothly. e.g., Since I removed the schwee from my mouse, I'm now clicking smooth and free. submitted by Rich Riegel |
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schwick - To adopt or to take as your own--generally in reference to habits, mannerisms, and elements of style or speech. Sometimes spelled "shwick." e.g., My roommate is dressing just like me--he's schwicking my whole look. He's trying to be me. Loser! submitted by boinger |
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schwillied - A state of inebriation in which the person exhibits slurred speech, elaborate gestures, heightened tone of voice, and no coordination, usually just before passing out. e.g., They had 75-cent well drinks at the club last night. Chris and I were getting schwillied--as usual. Particularly Chris. submitted by chizzuck |
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schwing - Reference to a man's physical reaction to sexual innuendo or stimulation. e.g., "You should have seen his reaction to her thong - schwing!" submitted by melissa |
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schwinn - A Hobby. A Company. A Tradition.A Life Style. e.g., When I was young I enjoyed working on bicycles. I didn't realize what Schwinn stood for. Then, as I matured, I grew wiser and learned to appreciate Schwinnz. submitted by Scorpn007 |
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schwit - Yet another word for pot. e.g., Do you want to do some schwit tonight submitted by christian |
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schwoogie - A road with many curves. e.g., Be careful, there is a schwoogie in the road. This is where the road schwoogies submitted by Reann |
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schwoopy - Exceptionally curvy. Designed without a ruler. First official usage in Boyett's TREKS NOT TAKEN (Harper Collins). e.g., It's hard to say which is more schwoopy, Betty Page or a '69 Corvette. If you pour water on something schwoopy, it'll all run off. submitted by Steve Boyett - (www) |
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sci-bab - Scientific babble that includes a string of arcane words like "eosinophils" and "cytotoxic lymphocytes," designed to intimidate and overawe. e.g., My friend Casper thinks he's impressing me when he peppers me with his scientific vocabulary, but his sci-bab only makes me think he's a nanonerd, and a rude one at that. submitted by natalie - (www) |
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science - Logic. e.g., Ed: Damn, I burned myself when I put my hand into the campfire. Ted: Yeah, that's some science. submitted by ditnis |
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science friction - The conflict between evolution and creationism, between the natural versus the supernatural,. e.g., Science friction in this day and age is perhaps unavoidable.. submitted by Paul Edic - (www) |
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science project - The tupperware container in the back of the fridge that has been there so long that you have no idea what is inside and are terrified to find out. e.g., Honey, how long has this science project been back here? submitted by zaneima |
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sciency - Of, regarding, or relating to science, or scientific subject matter, esp. the disciplinary approaches and methods of science. e.g., I really like sciency stuff. He has a very sciency attitude. That article was very sciency. submitted by Nathan |
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scientician - A person is is both a scientist and a technician. e.g., I got a new job as a scientician. submitted by Ian |
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scientifical - A word idiots use to sound intelligent. e.g., "We found the results of the tests to be very scientifical," remarked Chester. submitted by chester |
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scientits - A female scientist who is devoted to her field, yet still feels comfortable with being a sex object as well. e.g., Here at Mars Prime University we are fortunate to have a goodly number of highly qualified scientits, excellent at work and excellent at play. submitted by Paul Edic - (www) |
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scientologist - One who is proficicient in the science of anything. e.g., When explaining why you should keep batteries in the fridge, one becomes a scientologist for a short amount of time. submitted by Luke Riessen |
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