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smarnelfark - A person who is a glutton for brownies and other desserts.

e.g., Fat Albert and Chris Farley were very famous smarnelfarks.

submitted by adam schoen

smartacus - A male who is smart . . . and suave, courageous, charming in any way. Frequently used in a flirty way to gently tease. Same as "smartass," though, when said using a sarcastic tone.

e.g., Hey, there, Smartacus. Whatcha readin'? | Shutup, Smartacus. Paris is NOT the capital of Algeria.

submitted by Claire

smartassathon - A weeklong contest where former Jeopardy or College Bowl contestants are brought back for team competition. Variant: Smartaleckathon, for wiseasses only.

e.g., That makes the score in this week's smartassathon 5 to 2, OSU over Miami. Tune in Tuesday for the second round of play. Go Bucks.

submitted by Babsha

smartasstic - A hybrid of smartass and sarcastic, meaning a personality trait consisting of the two. The -tastic ending also implies a sadistic delight from acquiring this trait.

e.g., The need to anger an opposing force causes me to become extremely smartasstic during confrontation.

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smartiac - My cousin made this word up. It is a mix of smart aleck and brainiac

e.g., Alec can certainly be smartiac at times.

submitted by Julia

smartical - Being very smart and special combined into one.

e.g., I am very smartical when it comes to doing smartical things.

submitted by Christian Welborn

smartical - Another way to say brain cell.

e.g., Doing drugs or sniffing sharpies kills thousands of smarticals.

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smarticle - A tiny bit of intelligence.

e.g., Bert used his last smarticle to figure out that he'd been duped.

submitted by James Cavens

smarticus - An idiot, usually used as an insult.

e.g., Smarticus, what were you thinking?

submitted by joe mellon

smartie artie - a smart ass

e.g., yeah look here smartie artie

submitted by Ashley

smartini - An ultra-sophisticated imbiber of alcohol who knows that vodka with a hint of vermouth should always be shaken, not stirred.

e.g., Hey, Lou, let's stick around -- the party's getting interesting. Those two smartinis are making fun of that group of marines doing tequila shots.

submitted by Charlie Lesko

smarvy - Swell or grand. Describing something that's just "okay" in sarcasm or unamusement.

e.g., How's your coffee?. "Smarvy." (You spilled it on your lap.) "Well, isn't that just smarvy."

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smash - To drive a car very fast.

e.g., Reggie had to smash the whip so he wouldn't be late to work.

submitted by Manny

smashling - A person who plays Super Smash Brothers or Super Smash Brothers Melee.

e.g., Those smashlings are so obsessed with Super Smash Brothers.

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smasual - Not smart clothing but not casual clothing, in between. Smart yet casual.

e.g., Wear something smasual for dinner this evening.

submitted by Christine

smaze - Smog and haze.

e.g., It's another smazy day in LA.

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smeaged - Screwed up or trashed. Appropriate for mixed or office environments.

e.g., Well that computer is smeaged. He really smeaged up that project.

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smedge - A small amount of something that comes out of a tube. Sometimes "smidge."

e.g., Let me just put on a smedge of sunscreen real quick.

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smee - It's me.

e.g., Hi, smee again.

submitted by Maarten Sander

smeet - A name spat at to one who has just done or said something heinously stupid or otherwise displeasing.

e.g., *Gerald steals a pen from my hand* "Ah smeet! Give it backeth!"

submitted by Susie

smeffle - 1. Annoying, irritating person. 2. Affectionate noun to describe an extrovert.

e.g., 1. I'm not talking to him since he's been a complete smeffle all day. 2. She's a smeffle -- always laughing or shouting.

submitted by Hayley

smeg - A versatile and generic term of non-endearment, can be used as an expletive, or as a word to describe someone or something unpleasant.

e.g., 1. Why don't you smeg off to where you came from. 2. My mouth always feels a bit smeggy in the morning.

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smek - An exclamation of dismay and/or annoyance.

e.g., Smek! That dingo ate my baby!

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smelk - Smoke that smells particularly bad.

e.g., A: "Hey, can you smell smelk?" B: "Yeah, there's tyres burning over there."

submitted by Steve Shakesby

smellcro - Scott Marchus Smell + velcro. A smell that is difficult to wash off.

e.g., I used mints, but the garlic stench was smellcro.

submitted by Scott Marchus

smellitubby - A small child that emits a strange odour when watching children's shows.

e.g., Gee, your kid smells funny. Sorta smellitubby. Does this happen every time she watches _Teletubbies_, Frank?

submitted by chris

smellucination - The sensation of smelling something that isn't there.

e.g., I'm having a smellucination; I could swear someone is cooking grilled cheese in the trunk of my car.

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smelster-boy - A person who comes to school smelling like crap.

e.g., Aron came to school without taking a bath and everyone called him a smelster-boy.

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smerf - A little blue elf that lives in a fariy tale land and they worship papa smerf.

e.g., Look at the papa smerf over there.

submitted by Kory

smerfobia, smerfelia - A fear of smerfs, a love of smerfs.

e.g., Calm down, Cindy. Do you have smerfelia?

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smerk - To take an exam or final knowing you'll fail, but not being bothered because you did so well on the coursework that you'll still pass a class.

e.g., The administration has not yet given me a convincing reason not to smerk my way through this huge exam.

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smess - To send an SMS to someone over with one's cellular phone.

e.g., I smessed George yesterday, but he hasn't answered me.

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smetal - Referring to all false metal.

e.g., Q: How do you classify the new Puddle of Mudd single? A: It's smetal.

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smeventy-smeven - A conversation where two people stimulate each other intellectually and creatively in a way that feels almost sexual, but isn't explicitly sexual at all.

e.g., I caught Joan on ICQ last night and we had a little smeventy-smeven about arcologies and how they would work. It was great.

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smexy - Intellectually sexy. Sexy in a way that is divorced from one's body. | Kinda like sexy, but not quite. To be be used when something is cool, good looking, collected, and all-around, well, smexy.

e.g., Joan was an exciting, lively chat-room conversationalist, with an active and creative mind. Billy found her quite smexy. | June: Ryan Smallhands sure is smexy. April: Yeah, he's smex-a-licious.

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smic - In premium condition; clean, new and perfect in every way.

e.g., I finally tidied the garage, and now it's smic.

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smidding - The act of looking busy.

e.g., William, will you please stop smidding?There's work to be done.

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smidgen - a very small amount; similar to a dab

e.g., My ice cream sundae needed just a smidgen more chocolate syrup to be perfect.

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smife - A combination of smart and wife. I used this word (not so eloquently) to tell my husband how "intelligent" I was.

e.g., Lucky for him he has a smife, or he'd be in a lot of trouble.

submitted by Trish

smiggle - A slow smile that lights up the face and then turns to a mischievous giggle.

e.g., From a distance, she watched the little boys trying on their mother's high-heeled shoes; amused, she slowly let out a smiggle.

submitted by Alice

smikralit - To turn all thoughts to yellow.

e.g., "The Guardian has a smikralit effect upon me," said a forlorn Stuart.

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smil - Irrelevant and useless hits from a search engine for a given term. Comes from "Silly Meaningless Irrelevant Links," and also because it sounds like industrial waste.

e.g., I searched for "jaywalking strategies" on Yahoo but got nothing but smil.

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smiley - The feeling where you walk around just smiling at everyone and everything for no apparent reason.

e.g., The whole week before school got out I was feelin' smiley.

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smilk - tap water that looks more like milk (thanks to the chemicals) than actual water.

e.g., mmm, i'd like a glass of smilk, please.

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smirkle - Smirking with a sparkle in your eye.

e.g., He said with a smirkle, "We'll just see about that."

submitted by nigel

smirkle - When a person chuckles and smirks at someone, usually in a condescending manner.

e.g., The guy at the record store started to smirkle when he caught me buying a Vanilla Ice album.

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smirkle - To smile and giggle at the same time.

e.g., His new word was so funny, I had to smirkle when he said it.

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smirkulation - The propensity of a funny meme to move through a group of people.

e.g., Memepool.com has great smirkulation.

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smirth - Mirth with a sarcastic undertone.

e.g., One must contain one's smirth when listening to Jaques Chirac talk of France's central place on the world stage.

submitted by roland

smish - Smash plus squish.

e.g., I pointed out a spider on the wall. My sister remarked, "Ew, I think it's dead, it looks smished."

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