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bi-poptual - Someone who enjoys both Coca Cola and Pepsi.

e.g., Coke's fine, but it doesn't really matter since I'm bi-poptual.

submitted by Joe McGinty

bi-sacksual - The ability to be totally comfortable using a paper bag or a plastic bag at the grocery store. Of course, using my recycled cotton bag is best.

e.g., Whenever the grocery store clerk asks, "Paper or plastic?" I always say, "Yes, I'm bi-sacksual."

submitted by John Jeffers

bi-soxual - The rebellious act of purposefully wearing mismatched socks. | The apparel orientation of one who purposefully wears mismatched socks.

e.g., "Hey, look at that guy. He's wearing mismatched socks. What a lamer." "No, he's making a statement. He's bi-soxual."

submitted by Dylon Whyte - (www)

bi-taskal - Able to carry out two tasks simultaneously.

e.g., If you can successfully write and listen at the same time, you are bi-taskal.

submitted by Michelle

biak - A portmandeu of "bin" and "yuck." Used to mean things that are dirty, yucky, should not be touched, or otherwise should be thrown in the bin.

e.g., Don't touch that. It's biak.

submitted by Daniel

biatch - Use in polite company in place of bitch. Pronounced "bee-itch."

e.g., See that biatch over there? She dumped me last week.

submitted by mike - (www)

bibble - A barely discernible utterance made by someone (usually male) when lost for a particular word or phrase to fill an impending space in the conversation that he hasn't worked out how to fill yet. A kind of verbal static or holding music.

e.g., When asked to describe the project situation, his reply started strong, but he was soon out of his depth and started to bibble.

submitted by Alien Burrito

bibe - Someone who gives off a bisexual vibration or bi vibe.

e.g., I definitely got a bibe from her.

submitted by jaye

bibitorcircumjovialist - One who operates the muscle that draws their eyes to the stars.

e.g., When researching astronomy by looking through a telescope into the night sky, one would be considered a bibitorcircumjovialist.

submitted by dr. marjorie bailey - (www)

bible basher - Same as Bible humper. Someone who's fanatically religious in the old-fashioned way to the point of believing in fire and brimstone and golden harps.

e.g., When I used to go to scripture at school when I was a kid, the Bible bashers were going on and on about sin, making us sing gospel songs about sin, and going on about heaven and hell. God, I loved those days.

submitted by Aussie Bloke

bible belt - "The Bible Belt is an informal term for a region in the south-eastern and south-central United States in which socially conservative evangelical Protestantism is a significant part of the culture and Christian church attendance across the denominations is generally higher than the nation's average." |
"Bible Belt (1:103) -- Bible Belt was a term which H. L. Mencken coined in 1924, basing it on such phrases as Cotton Belt and Corn Belt, he intended it to refer to the rural areas of the South and Midwest where a fundamentalist belief in the historical accuracy of the Bible held sway. Mencken first used the phrase as part of a heading in the 'Americana' section of the American Mercury (111:10, October 1924, p. 171): 'Progress of the New Jurisprudence in the Bible Belt, as described in a Centerville dispatch to the Ottumwa [Iowa] Courier.' The phrase appears frequently in later issues (November 1924, p. 290; February 1925, p. 154; etc.) and in the fourth edition of Mencken's The American Language (New York, 1936, pp. 230, 239, 309, 522), though there is no mention of it in the editions of 1919, 1921, and 1923. Mathews' Dictionary of Americanisms provides two examples dated February 1926 and June 1948. Mencken subsequently coined similar phrases -- Epworth League Belt (American Mercury, January 1925) and Bryan Belt (ibid., November 1925), but these did not 'catch on.' -- Mac E. Barrick, Shippensburg State College, Shippensburg, Pa."

e.g., I lived outside the Bible Belt during some of the best years of my life, but that was just coincidental.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

bible humper - Someone who is unbelievably religious.

e.g., The Bible humper knocked on my door trying to sell me a book.

submitted by Captain Retardo (dw)

biblebrock - Type of candy served during church.

e.g., Would you pass the biblebrock?

submitted by Terry Turner

biblet - 1. A small, mischeivious demon, who delights in creating domestic mayhem -- e.g., biting holes in wrapped cheese, squirting toothpaste over bathroom surfaces, and leaving lids off perfume bottles. 2. When capitalised, a small Bible.

e.g., 1. When I asked my son who had made the mess in the bedroom, he insisted that "The biblet did it." 2. Mom says I'm not old enough for my own Bible, but that a Biblet would be all right.

submitted by Stephanie Smith

biblical - Delicious, especially for infants.

e.g., The food the baby spilled all over its nappy was biblical, so none of it got wasted.

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

biblicalish - Referring to characteristics or qualities of the Bible.

e.g., That story is far too biblicalish for my liking.

submitted by DP

bibliobibuli - One of those words that almost makes you smile as it rolls off your tongue. Coined by H.L. Mencken 1957. "There are people who read too much: bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze, seeing nothing and hearing nothing." You're unlikely to find it except in word collections or words about unusual words. See omnibibulous.  
Word of the Day 10/05/2012: "bibliobibuli n. those who read too much, and hence tend to be unaware of or oblivious to the real world  
"It is dazzlingly obvious that this word exists for people that don't exist. How on earth can it be possible to read too much? After consultation with my good friends, Dolores Haze, Elizabeth Bennet, Frodo Baggins, and Mr Darcy, I can also confirm that it is impossible to be oblivious to the real world."

e.g., If it's true that one can read too much, count me among the bibliobibuli. | "If you are a bibliobibuli, especially about Harry Potter, you've come to the right place."

submitted by HD Fowler

bibliodrape - A person who leaves opened books face down in various places around her home or office.

e.g., Had he not been such a confirmed bibliodrape, Edgar might have found Trish's goodbye note a few weeks earlier, and tried to win her back from that oh so tidy Randolph.

submitted by LeftyRoK - (www)

biblioklept - A compulsive book thief or hoarder. (ED. Real word, too: "a person who steals books."}

e.g., E.L. Doctorow's new novel covers the Collyer brothers, famous hoarder biblioklepts who had thousands of stolen books stacked in their house.

submitted by Joel Parker - (www)

biblioscribbler - A writer, a writer of books, an author.

e.g., We're very, very unlikely to ever publish a book of word creations taken from the PseudoDictionary. That's mostly because everyone involved lacks the fortitude and patience to be a biblioscribbler.

submitted by HD Fowler

bibliotch - To show anger and hate toward an idea, person, or item.

e.g., I bibliotch that stupid notebook. None of the information in it did me any good on the test.

submitted by Dillon Linson - (www)

biccup - A mixture between a burp and a hiccup.

e.g., What the hell was that noise you just made? Did you just biccup?

submitted by Lisa O

bichado - (bee-CHA-doe (also bichada (feminine)); adj.) Bugged; i.e., 1. attached to a listening device or 'infected by' a listening device or devices; 2. affected by programming bugs in need of 'debugging'; 3. affected by technological flaws and in need of repair; and (literally) 4. infested by insects. [From Spanish bicho "bug" + past participle ending -ado/a "-ed", literally "bugged."]

e.g., "Don't say anything! The room is bichado!" | "Is the program running?" "Nah, it's bichado." | "This house is falling down: it's bichado with termites."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

bickerontation - A confrontation characterized by bickering.

e.g., Once again, the debate between the union leaders and corporate managers deteriorated into a heated bickerontation.

submitted by MHedges

bicne - The small spots of ink that accumulate on one's fingers during prolonged use of ballpoint pens.

e.g., After that essay test, my fingers had Bicne all over them.

submitted by Richard

bicolar - When the soda machine dispenses two drinks, yet you've only paid for one.

e.g., The vending machine is bicolar when you get Sprite.

submitted by Brian

bicomfy - Comfortable with both sexes. Someone who is primarily heterosexual but may engage in some homosexual acts. Not a synonym for bisexual.

e.g., She can be bicomfy with the right girl, but always favors men.

submitted by Coozey

bicubilous - Working in two cubicles at the same job; sometimes a second cubicle is an honor or a mark of status.

e.g., My bicubilous son works on the first and second floors.

submitted by Susan E. Powell

bicurious - Said of someone who claims to be homosexual and does have definite interest in the subject, but has not made any effort to have a homosexual relationship.

e.g., She says she thinks she's a lesbian, but I know she's dated a lot of men. She's probably just bicurious.

submitted by LisaH - (www)

bicycle boy - A man no woman needs. Follows from "A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

e.g., Am I dating Todd? No way, Todd's a bicycle boy.

submitted by geoffrey

bicycling - Mistaken.

e.g., Am I right, or am I bicycling?

submitted by curry

bicyclops - (n.) 1. A creature you've mistaken for a cyclops that possesses, in fact, two eyes (or more, I guess); 2. Any scary person, creature, or mythic construct that has two eyes; 3. Police officers on bicycles (although, strictly speaking, that would be "bicycops"). [from the Beatles' Yellow Submarine movie.] (cf. Cyclopedia. )

e.g., In the Yellow Submarine, as our psychedelic heroes traverse the Sea of Monsters, Ringo suddently cries out, "Look, it's a cyclops!" to which Paul responds, "Don't be silly; it's got two eyes." Ringo: "Must be a bicyclops, then."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

bicycops - [Pronounced to rhyme with HI-sick-pops; n.) 1. Police officers on bicycles (a brilliant solution to the maze of inner-city, beach, park, and dense-venue construction in which life happens these days); oddly, 2. Mall cops (I have no idea why it applies to mall cops, but it does ... even though they don't (usually) have bicycles). Note: One officer on a bike is a bicycop (even though, technically (since the word comes from the Greek "cyclops") the singular should also be "bicycops." (see "Bicyclops" herein)

e.g., "Run, it's the cops!"
"Don't be stupid, man: the cops can't get back here without walkin'."
"It's bicycops, dude … Run!"

submitted by Scott m. ellsworth - (www)

biddely bop - Goodbye.

e.g., A: I'll talk to you later. B: All right. Biddely bop.

submitted by Kass

biddhism - The spiritual side of online auctions.

e.g., I am a master at biddhism. I have saved thousands on eBay.

submitted by lthrbls - (www)

biddy - A girl who works at a fast food restauraunt. (Originally girls who worked at Burger King.) Existing usage.

e.g., You shoulda seen the biddy workin' cash last night at Mickey Ds.

submitted by Garret Thomson - (www)

biddy - Someone who is unsure of any of her actions. Existing usage.

e.g., Christopher behaved like a biddy when he was learning to ride his scooter.

submitted by Peter Tuttle - (www)

biden's syndrome - An affliction which results in a speaker's running off at the mouth so much that people think she's a know-nothing or an insensitive idiot. Named after Senator Joe Biden, notorious for shooting off his mouth and getting himself in political hot water. Biden is also known for taking up so much time with his lead-ins in senatorial hearings that he runs out of his allotted time without being able to ask witnesses any questions.

e.g., Obama knew he had Biden's Syndrome when he picked him as his running mate. Everyone knew it. Hell, they named the problem after him -- of course he has Biden's Syndrome.

submitted by HD Fowler

bidenhead - Former New York Mayor Rudy Guilani said of Vice President Joe Biden's appearance during the President's speech before Congress September 8, 2011, to launch his 2012 re-election campaign, "I think Biden must have a sore neck by now. He was shaking his head so much it looked like he was on a string. It would be hard to sit there and shake your head all the time." Think bobblehead doll, described this way at Wikipedia: "A bobblehead doll, also known as a bobbing head doll, nodder, or wobbler, is a type of collectible toy. Its head is often oversized compared to its body. Instead of a solid connection, its head is connected to the body by a spring or hook[1] in such a way that a light tap will cause the head to bobble, hence the name."

e.g., Compared to a bobblehead, a bidenhead is a pinhead.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

bidgeon - Bitchin' -- for younger users.

e.g., Chuck's new video game is bidgeon.

submitted by Ingro

bidniz - The early stages of a business negotiation where several individuals make bids for the same product.

e.g., This company's shares rose dramatically on Wall Street after the attention their new product got on the day of bidniz.

submitted by diana Elmegaard (Bandit Productions)

bie - A word native to Cape Breton, Nova Scotia in Canada used to describe someone in shock, or as a greeting

e.g., ... Oh my god, bie what are you doing with that cat! ... Hey bie, how's it going ?

submitted by Shaun Cuddihy - (www)

bieber - An internal constriction caused an infernal construction.

e.g., Schlackel noticed that ever since he saw that young feller singing on the TV, his bieber has been acting up.

submitted by redbendad - (www)

bien pensant - (adjective) 1. Right-thinking; conservative; conformist. 2. Self-righteous. (noun) 1. A right-thinking person. 2. A self-righteous person. | "Right-minded: one who holds orthodox views." Recorded to save a comment I liked -- by tox66 on "Abortion article author receives death threats" in The Daily Telegraph. Codswallop: (British) rubbish, nonsense.

e.g., "But the problem is that one man's superstition is another man's religion, and vice versa. Many Protestants today still see Catholicism as being rife with superstition, ... while atheists and agnostics would see bien-pensant Protestants as worshiping an equally absurd form of the supernatural." David Gibson; Is One Man's Faith Another's Superstition?; The Wall Street Journal (New York); Mar 27, 2009. | "We North London bien pensant types do our best, we really do." Peter York; How to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is; The Independent (London, UK); Sep 17, 2006. | "I'm sure the bien-pensants in the British left will now want to reflect soberly on the folly of pushing people too far." | "You give yourself away by assigning personhood to a newspaper the way lefties do to organs they don't like (ironically, more personhood than they grant newborns); you're merely here to shriek platitudes and bien pensant codswallop." | "But the problem is that one man's superstition is another man's religion, and vice versa. Many Protestants today still see Catholicism as being rife with superstition, ... while atheists and agnostics would see bien-pensant Protestants as worshiping an equally absurd form of the supernatural." David Gibson, "Is One Man's Faith Another's Superstition?": The Wall Street Journal (New York), Mar 27, 2009. | "We North London bien pensant types do our best, we really do." Peter York; How to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is; The Independent (London, UK); Sep 17, 2006. | "I'm sure the bien-pensants in the British left will now want to reflect soberly on the folly of pushing people too far."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

biff - To screw something up.

e.g., You biffed that one, Ollie.

submitted by Brittney

biff - To be smacked with something, and it looks quite painful to onlookers. Could have come from comic books.

e.g., He was accidentally biffed in the head with a baseball. Ouch!

submitted by Em Bean

biff - To fall down heavily, esp. on something cushiony.

e.g., I was so wiped out after work, I just came home and biffed.

submitted by Name Withheld

biffa - A lady who is obese.

e.g., You pulled a right biffa last night, mate. Oh well, at least you got one. Better than I did.

submitted by Mark Adams - (www)

biffie - A crash. When you are suddenly and unexpectedly ejected from any mechanical device you're riding.

e.g., "Did you see Jeff launch over the handle bars?" " Yes, that was quite the biffie."

submitted by Kyle Lund - (www)

biffin' out - Freaking out, stressed out, losing the plot.

e.g., Did you see him? He was biffin' out big time.

submitted by Bailey

big ally mcdeal - "Big deal," from the TV show Mission Hill.

e.g., I went rioting today but it was no big ally mcdeal.

submitted by slacker - (www)

big ash - Whenever we experience a very large volcanic eruption, or a powerful meteor strike from space, the amount of ash spewed forth is ashtounding.

e.g., Even skeptics were duly impressed by the big ash from Mt. Saint Helens. as were the humanoids way back when, when the dinosours were done in by the big ash from the meteor strike. (Wish I coulda seen that. (-: )

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

big ass - Used when referring to anything over-sized or unusual. Can be used when referring to parts of the human anatomy, but rarely mentioned when talking about an actual ass.

e.g., Those are big ass boots. | "I have a big-ass headache." To match your big ass?" | "Do you remember when Shots Bar & Grill was in operation and called their biggest hamburger a Big-Ass™ Burger?" Wonder why they didn't go ahead and register the trademark -- I mean the circle R (®) thingie?" "Probably because they found they didn't get that much more protection from the registration."

submitted by Discordia - (www)

big bang hole - Astronomical hole comprised of big bangs; astronomical hole of universes. 2016-06-20 -->

e.g., The astronomer did believe in the big bang hole.

submitted by Jason Hurlburt - (www)

big bang ~ year 1 - It is not logical that a world calendar should begin with the (approximate) year of birth of some particular religious figure. And, this "BC" and "AD" (or "CE") stuff is likewise nonsense. Year one should perhaps begin with the moment of the Big Bang, and keep counting. Our current year (2008) would therefore be very large, so some sort of abbreviation would be preferable, no doubt. (ED. How about "2008" as an abbreviation? By the way, exactly how many years ago was the Big Bang? Exactly meaning, in this case, within 10 or 20 years.)

e.g., With the Big Bang signifying Year 1, would our year 2008 be something like 5,740,819,365 UC (Universal Calendar), more or less or more?

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

big bombad - Refers to someone of great status or importance, and occasionally to someone who is physically impressive. From the Gungan dialect of Naboo.

e.g., He thinks he's some big bombad supervisor, but all he does is yell.

submitted by Shaduan

big box - A very large, discount shopping company, such as Wal-Mart, usually housed in a building that resembles a very large box.

e.g., If another big box is opened up in Macon, our family-owned bicycle store will be history.

submitted by natalie

big brain - Used when someone says something obvious or something ingenious, depending on if you like them or not. Big head.

e.g., Oh, look at the big brain on Chris.

submitted by kat - (www)

big dick - A brand of sugar-wafer candy that came in a large roll about 10 inches long. The wafers were thin and hard and about the size and shape of a silver dollar. This is no joke -- it really existed and had the name "Big Dick" in large letters on the wrapper. It's been many years since I saw it for sale.

e.g., I asked her if she wanted a big dick and she was about to sock me on the kisser, before I showed her the candy roll and she laughed.

submitted by Steve McDonald

big donald's - How little kids say McDonald's.

e.g., Mommy, can we go to Big Donald's for dinner?

submitted by Noelle

big greasy - The girl who is always trying to get with your boyfriend.

e.g., Someone needs to enlighten Big Greasy. She won't leave my man alone. She keeps it up, I'll punch her ticket.

submitted by Lindsay McCurry

big head, the - An exaggerated sense of self-importance. 

The Phrase Finder Posted by David FG on September 12, 2004 at 21:09:36:

In Reply to: Re: He gets a "big head" posted by ESC on September 12, 2004 at 14:59:36:

: : He gets a "big head"
: : =a big "attitude" or gets arrogant?
: : thank you like always.

: Yes, an exaggerated sense of importance. Puffed up. A classmate of mine back in West Virginia, Bubby, used the term back in 1968 as in: "Just because you got an A, don't get the big head."

Yes. "Big head" and "big headed" are certainly in very common usage here in the UK, meaning exactly what you say.

A related phrase is "widen that door," meaning that the person referred to has too big a head to get through the doorway.


e.g., Don't be getting the big head just because your submittal was accepted by the PseudoDictionary. It's not that big a deal. Seriously.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

big love - Many uses. A signing off. A feeling of great admiration.

e.g., See you later mate, big love. "Ive got big love for him/her"

submitted by trilby - (www)

big ol' - A "red-neck" term used to describe something very large.

e.g., ""Hey Bubba, that's one big ol' cab you got there in that there truck of yers!""

submitted by Allison

big pill - A figure of speech referring to euthanasia, for example, when a pet is old and starting to suffer.

e.g., Sadly, our dog Max is now 15 years old and too weak to even go for a walk. He often whimpers in pain. It may soon be time for the big pill.

submitted by natalie

big swinging dick - BSD. From "The End of the BSDA Wall Street icon falls," by Daniel Gross. "The term entered the lingua franca via Michael Lewis' Liar's Poker. (Relevant quote: 'If he could make millions of dollars come out of those phones, he became that most revered of all species: a Big Swinging Dick.') BSDs are the perennial winners of the game of conspicuous earnings (giant bonuses), conspicuous consumption (giant co-ops and summer homes), and conspicuous philanthropy (giant plaques on public edifices). In recent years, with the explosion of wealth triggered by the credit and housing boom, a large number of BSDs were minted by the Holy Trinity: hedge funds, private equity, and investment banking."

e.g., "In New York, happiest among the financial alpha males is the big swinging dick. … But now the credit crunch and a new market and regulatory climate are turning BSDs into NSBSDs (not such big swinging dicks). …  
"Among investment banks, Goldman Sachs was the ultimate big swinging dick, the firm that could do no wrong, that was more profitable than anybody else, that was just better. But this week, Goldman, needing cash, turned to Warren Buffett, the biggest of the BSDs. He agreed to help but extracted pretty onerous terms: 10 percent annual interest rate plus an equity kicker. In other words, Goldman is paying a double-digit interest rate and giving up a piece of the house in exchange for a measly few billion dollars. Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein, lord of the BSDs, is now a subprime borrower."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

big time, bigtime - A modifier or stand-alone connoting "very" in relation to involvement, success, failure, desire, etc. Definitely, most assuredly.

e.g., A. Did you get the stuff? B. Bigtime.

submitted by Andrew Turner - (www)

big ups - Kudos or congratulations, laudatory thanks.

e.g., Big ups to my peeps who helped me put together this record.

submitted by Sawyer - (www)

big'n'nasty - One of McDonald's sandwiches, aka the Big'n'Tasty.

e.g., Counter person: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please? Potential customer: Yeah, gimme two large fries, a big'n'nasty, and a coke . . . to go. With the geezer discount, if you give one.

submitted by Bob Boarker

big-gig - Large software company, like Microsoft. Also used when referring to a bigshot.

e.g., Bill Gates is a big-gig. Microsoft is a big-gig.

submitted by Lukas Friga

biggenize - To make something bigger. Biggenise.

e.g., This shelf is too small - you'll need to biggenize it if you want to fit those books on it.

submitted by Lachlan

biggerize - To enlarge.

e.g., Can you biggerize that image?

submitted by allen tjr er

biggette - someone not so smart or quick to understand.

e.g., Why dont you stop acting like a biggette.

submitted by Remy Reyes

biggie - Blanket

e.g., I can't find biggie-- oh, it's on the clothes line.

submitted by mary stone

biggify - To make bigger, such as fonts, gifs, etc.

e.g., Will you please biggify the home page?

submitted by greg foster

biggit - A person who is arrogant and or stuck up. A snob.

e.g., That biggit landlord of mine keeps jacking up the rent.

submitted by Josh Mills LaMonde - (www)

biggle - A combination of the concept of Business Intelligence and Google, referring to the idea that different people use different words for the same concept, and an index of related concepts can be built for search engines, to describe non-obvious relationship awareness. Extra funny because it is a word made up by a business analyst -- a word that happens to already have a rude slang meaning ( "Gartner has a concept it calls 'Biggle' -- the intersection of BI and Google. The idea is that the data warehousing software will be so sophisticated that it understands when different people use different words to describe the same concepts or products. It creates an index of related information -- a la Google -- and dishes relevant results out in response to queries." -- from

e.g., I can hardly wait until biggle becomes generally available. Gonna help me immensely.

submitted by joel garry - (www)

bigify - To make something bigger, or appear so.

e.g., Press the button on the remote and bigify the image.

submitted by Norm De'Pleum

bigity-bam - Used to describe something good that happens very quickly and out of the blue. From the Mall Rats.

e.g., I put a dollar into the slot machine, and bigity-bam. I won $100.

submitted by Jim M

biglittle risefall - Like the motion of the waves on the great ocean.

e.g., I can sometimes sit for hours watching the biglittle risefall of the sea below me.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

bigmongous - Big. So big that it's bigger than it should be, even.

e.g., A bigmongous tumor? No, no, that's just my head.

submitted by Dan Kim

bigpimpin - Looking or dressing like a pimp--overly flashy clothing, jewerly, etc.

e.g., Didya see Larry in his new purple BMW? Bigpimpin. Herb's yellow leather pants with the green trim are bigpimpin.

submitted by totaleclipse1000

bigworder - A person who incoherently uses big words just to impress people.

e.g., When Chris was a reporter for the school paper, he came off as just another bigworder.

submitted by max - (www)

bihydrolergical - The fear of drinking after a person other than yourself.

e.g., Q: Can I have a sip of your coke? A: No, I am bihydrolergical.

submitted by Wilbur Smith - (www)

bijux poetry - Poetry based on a single subject. The poetry is required to be 2 words. The words combined, in relation to the subject, have two opposite meanings.

e.g., Subject: Motorcycle Riding BiJux Poetry * weather acute * slick tires * yellow jackets * wind breezy

submitted by Mike (Sven) Anderson

bike seat - A beef schnitzel of excessive proportions.

e.g., Are you having a beer with your bike seat?

submitted by Bren

bikenopdick(s) - Those bicyclers who travel in packs most of whom share similar fancy spandex outfits with obscure European biking team references. Usually they are in the way and intolerant of slower bikers, autos, and people just strolling down a public pathway. The most common phrase heard to identify a bikenopdick is "On your left!"

e.g., Gosh, one of the bikenopdicks almost got hit by a car because they were in the middle of the road.

submitted by ben goodwin

bikey mcwinter - Anyone who rides their bike in the winter.

e.g., Hey look at that Bikey McWinter over there trying to ride on the snow.

submitted by Nathan Powell

bikini lie - (n.) An assurance that something will happen "soon" or "in a minute," despite the fact that the utterer either (a) knows it will take much longer or will naver happen at all, or (b) has no idea whether the promised event will or even can occur. (From the US Government's assurances to the people of Bikini Atoll that they'd be able to return to their island home once the H-Bomb testing was finished. . . . they're still not able to live on their radioactive island, however, and it's been about 40 years.)

e.g., "Look: it says to e-mail complaints and they'll be addressed as soon as possible." "Don't fall for it; it's the Bikini Lie." | "She keeps telling me she'll go out with me but then she asks me to reschedule. This is about the fifth time." "Wake up, man, she's handing you the Bikini Lie."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

bilateral suicide - A and B are in love. A thinks B died and A commits suicide. B realizes that A is dead so B commits suicide.

e.g., Cleopatra and Mark Antony committed bilateral suicide and caused the fall of the Egyptian empire.

submitted by Brent Fisher

bile boiling - Something that makes you angry beyond any sense and reason is bile boiling.

e.g., Politically correct programs from the 1980ss done by committe are bile boiling.

submitted by Fenix

bilf - 1. The word around which the entire solar system revolves -- according to me, Sven. 2. A universal word (works for any language), created specifically for the lazy or ignorant. 3. The word written vertically in blue librarian's tape upon Sven's wall. Also bilfage, bilfent, biltant, bilfental, bilfold, or with any other suffix you desire.

e.g., 1. Tu queres acer mi Bilf? 2. Ahhhhhh! Bilf! That hurt! 3. I accidentally bilfed when I was boarding the other day.

submitted by Ben "Sven" Gentile

bill - Any male.

e.g., Bill, come here.

submitted by Jay D

bill - An amount of money, approximately one hundred dollars. Can be used in any denomination from 1 to 10, cannot be used to describe amounts in excess of $1000.

e.g., How much was my new TV? Four bills.

submitted by Tristan

billax - Make or become less tense or anxious around bill time.

e.g., She felt completely billaxed as she opened the letterbox.

submitted by Becky Bergman - (www)

billbob - Any fellow who's name you either don't know or don't remember.

e.g., Hey Billbob, double shot of bourbon neat, please.

submitted by steve zihlavsky

billbuckner - A verb, meaning to screw up something that should have been routine, with disastrous results. Refers to Bill Buckner, the (infamous) Red Sox first baseman who missed a routine grounder hit by Mookie Wilson of the New York Mets during game 6 of the 1986 World Series, allowing the winning run to cross the plate. The Red Sox went on to lose Game 7 and thus the World Series.

e.g., Dave flunked out of college because he showed up drunk for his finals and billbucknered the exams.

submitted by Jo Ginsberg

billcheapman - A frugal person who is intent on minimizing his bills. Someone who is known for his cheap and thrifty ways, and who takes great steps to reduce his bills to ensure he doesn't run out of money.

e.g., Jeffs turning into a real billcheapman the way he never goes on vacations.

submitted by Chris Williams

billy-bob - To be used when you can't think of what something is called.

e.g., Can you hand me that billy-bob, Billy Bob?

submitted by Tess

billy-no-mates - Someone who has no friends. On the bill = alone.

e.g., Ended up sitting in on Friday night -- felt like a right Billy-No-Mates.

submitted by oneiros - (www)

billyjean - (verb) To be caught dancing or lip syncing badly to Michael Jackson recordings (and looking at yourself in a mirror) while wearing only your underwear. Billyjeaning; Billyjeaned. (noun) A person who badly dances/lipsyncs to Michael Jackson

e.g., I saw my brother Billyjeaning in bathroom just now. | My brother wants to be Michael, but all he ends up as is a Billyjean.

submitted by Matt C Burnett

bilogy - (n., pronounced BILL-uh-jee) the two movies or books or what-have-you that make up the (obligatory) trilogy of a successful franchise, but which seem to form their own two-part story without any real reference to the first movie or book or whatever. || A misspelling of biology. | Bilogical: most often seen in politics: inconsistent, illogical. No paradigm shift here -- just changing from one position to another -- and back -- to curry favor with today's audience and tomorrow's voters. Taking both sides of an issue, depending on your audience or depending on polls.

e.g., Pirates of the Caribbean, for instance, is comprised of TWO stories, not three: The Curse of the Black Pearl and a two part story about Davy Jones and the land of the dead and Calypso and everything . . . it really had nothing at all to do with the first story except for the actors. || As any student of bilogy knows, only the bilogical survive. | Bilogical politician is redundant. | Strom Thurmond was the archetype of the bilogical politician.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth || Miss Speller

bilow - A cheap person, a spendthrift (this is a saying used in the new york new jersey area, stemming from the concept of buy low, sell high)

e.g., This bilow thinks he'll take it with him when he dies

submitted by Kooros Khavarian

bim - A female bum.

e.g., I met this bim the other night. I was all "Hello, try some perfume or something."

submitted by A Bergman

bimbicide - The killing of blonde, slutty or intellectually challenged minor characters in teen slasher films.

e.g., It wasn't that good. But I really enjoyed all the bimbicide.

submitted by Markball

bimble - To amble along unawares.

e.g., Judge Crater went out for a bimble. He's the man who never returned.

submitted by karl

bimble - To hang around in a boat park with your mates pretending to fix your boat. Essential props for bimbling include a pop-rivet gun, some gaffa tape and a few tins of beer.

e.g., Person 1: "Have you seen Olly?" Person 2: "He's down the boat-park having a bimble with Robert and the other guys."

submitted by Purple Martin

bimbob | bimboy - Male equivalent of bimbo; i.e., a very good-looking, charming, or otherwise attractive young man -- not valued for his intellectual prowess. "An attractive but unintelligent young man (especially one who has an affair with a public figure); a sexy male airhead." | Overly flirtatious male.

e.g., Heads turned as she entered the room with an entourage of stunning bimbobs. | She must realize he's just a bimboy . . . his IQ is about as high as the wattage of a refrigerator bulb.

submitted by Caroline | Ted Roberts

bimbolosity - Degree to which a person's behavior is likely to earn group disapprobation.

e.g., What a stunning display of bimbolosity.

submitted by beanie33

bimbonic - To contain or exude the qualities of a bimbo.

e.g., The women in this club are all bimbonic.

submitted by TimEspin - (www)

bimboozle - To be completely taken by someone's stunning appearance, failing to notice a serious flaw.

e.g., I had spent two months with Chris before I realized that she was dumb as a post and was just using me for my cash. I was bimboozled.

submitted by gecko

bimp - Combination of shameless promotion (pimping) by bumping a thread on a forum. Bump + pimp --> bimp.

e.g., I'm going to post something even if it's shallow to bimp the thread I started.

submitted by for Jerry Cates - (www)

bin - Been.

e.g., "Osama bin Laden has bin dead for years now. If he wasn’t, he would be releasing enough videos to rival the TV time of Barry Soetoro."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

binary paradigm - An instance where there are only two possibilities, often said in response to someone talking around the question.

e.g., It's a binary paradigm; we hire her or we don't.

submitted by Doug

binary vision - A person whose eyes appear to be looking in two different directions.

e.g., Because of Joe's binary vision, I couldn't tell if he was talking to me or my friend.

submitted by Ally

bindle stick - (n.) A rod or pole to end of which you tie your possessions, wrapped in a kerchief or bandana or blanket or something, carried over the shoulder. A bindle stick is the stereotypical knapsack or kit bag of hobos, bums, tramps, swag-men, drifters, vagabonds, and other such itinerants, known back in first half of the 20th century as "bindle stiffs." [We don't know where the word "bindle" comes from---it was "bindele" in Anglo Saxon a thousand years ago, and Scots has a word "bindle" that means "a length of cord used for tying or binding something." Yiddish also has a term, "bündel," referring to a bale or parcel wrapped and bound for carrying.]

e.g., America's collective memory recalls the hobos of the Depression almost as clownish figures, smoking the fag ends of cigars, sporting ratty, punched-through hats, and carrying bindle sticks, usually with the bindle wrapped in a polka-dot bandana or a dirty white kerchief. A charming anachronism, all that's left of the memory of a desperate era. || Nowadays, the old term "bindle" refers to packages of illegal drugs. This gives a rather darker connotation to "bindle stick" (and "bindle stiff" as well).

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

bine - Slang for cigarette. This is a very local word, never heard it in use outside of my town of Omagh, Northern Ireland.

e.g., Any bines?

submitted by Dom

binebate - What TV news people imagine a "debate" is. A binebate is a binary debate, a technique for exploring reality based on the assumption that for any issue there exist only two (opposing) opinions.

e.g., Did I see the debate on Newsnight? Nah, what's the point. They only know how to binebate.

submitted by Erasmus Thrasamund

bing - To strike an imaginary bell whilst simultaneously replicating the noise of a bell at the end of a meal in order to attract the attention of a waiter and thus obtain the bill.

e.g., "BING!" "The william, my good man!"

submitted by Colin Taffel

bing bing - Use bing bing when you would usually use bling bling, but bing bing is better because it is a much more effective conversation starter.

e.g., That suave guy was completely bing bing (or bingin'), I wish I had gotten his number!

submitted by Renee

bingaclohokere - A specific mathematical term used mainly by Mu Alpha Theta club members as an obscure insult in place of idiot.

e.g., Chris, you're a bingaclohokere.

submitted by Lirael Goldenhand

bingbong-a-thon - Neighborhood church bells ringing for 15 minutes or more.

e.g., I don't mind church bells... until they decide to have a bingbong-a-thon. They get annoying when my ears start ringing, too.

submitted by Kimberly - (www)

bingged - Hiding, try to be not seen.

e.g., When I was playing manhunt with my friends, I was bingged in a tree.

submitted by kevin ocallaghan

bingo arm - flabby skin under the bicep/tricep area.

e.g., did you see the bingo arm on that old lady when she won last night??

submitted by lthbrls - (www)

bingobango - As good as done. "No problem."

e.g., Boss: I need that report tomorrow. You: Bingobango.

submitted by theSman

bingoops - What has happened when people say bingo and later realize they were wrong.

e.g., My friend did a bingoops yesterday at my sleepover.

submitted by Farah

bingowings - Large flaps of skin on the upper arms of old ladies. Especially old ladies who play Bingo and wear sleeveless shirts.

e.g., I need to go to the gym. I swear, I've done so little exercise and so much eating lately, I'm developing bingowings.

submitted by Bent Udder - (www)

bingtotem - The good luck charms that many bingo players line up on their tables while they play the game.

e.g., Having no bingtotem of my own, I made one out of tin foil and still I did not win at bingo.

submitted by Diane Harris

bink - All-purpose word: sound effect, a verb, a swear word, something dirty, a space filler, pretty much anything except an adverb.

e.g., Bink! OR I bink you! OR Oops, I touched your bink.

submitted by Alli - (www)

bink - Equivalent of the word "billy" as in silly billy.

e.g., You're a silly bink.

submitted by David Munro

binky - How a domesticated rabbit expresses joy: a high vertical jump in the air, often with a twist at the apex of the jump.

e.g., Our rabbit was so happy with her new feed she would binky all afternoon.

submitted by Stephen Mize

bintwit - Having the mental abilities of a less than satisfactory female partner. Commonly the female partner is assumed to be blonde, but not attractive enough to be a bimbo. Used among groups of males to humiliate a specific member, where this member of the group's partner is considered to be unacceptable.

e.g., You're a bintwit. | That was a bintwitted thing to do, Chris. Typical.

submitted by Dave - (www)

binx - A combination of bitch and minx -- a woman who sets strong boundaries and is also bold and flirty.

e.g., Mandy can only be described as a binx of a woman -- firm but also fun to be around.

submitted by Michelle

binya - A individual doing activities that are unlawful and wrong in the context of a party

e.g., Christopher, quit being such a binya.

submitted by Peter Tuttle

bio-fam - Short form for "Biological Family." Used when you're talking about more than one family. Meaning if you're adopted and you're not talking about your adoptive parents you're talking about your bio-fam

e.g., Roseanne: Which family are you taking about? James:Geez. I'm talking about my bio-fam. Get with the program.

submitted by Roseanne H.

biochrome - Living color. bio = life, bio = life chrome =

e.g., This program is brought to you in biochrome.

submitted by John Lipp

bioerectrick - Referring to the magical way that one prepares for insertion into biological deep space.

e.g., It's a bioerectrick marvel -- such plumbing, such engineering, a true pleasure to contemplate.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

bioesque - Lifelike.

e.g., The robot is so advanced it is almost bioesque.

submitted by Takisia

biographee - The subject of a biographee.

e.g., Yes, I'm the subject of the biography -- the biographee. I also wrote the book, so I'm the biographer as well. It's what you call an autobiography. I wrote it prehumously, see.

submitted by HD Fowler

biolog - A diary or personal journal, where one can record regular reports about one's activities, happenings, thoughts, and feelings of particular importance or significance.

e.g., As the name might suggest, your biolog should not be full of trite and silly nonsense, but worthy and perhaps valuable descriptions and observations, befitting the civilized intelligent human, recording for posterity significant gems of desirable data.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

biomassehydratize - To use hydroelectric power to magnetize and hydrate trees to conserve more water.

e.g., When I grew those trees in five seconds, I must have biomassehydratized them.

submitted by Aidan Jones

bionovel - A piece of writing written about people who the author personally knew and believed to be worthy enough to be recorded in a story. The author may not know the whole of their history and may speculate when needed to make connections. It is based on real people, but it's not all "truth." This is forW. Somerset Maugham, author of _The Razor's Edge_, who didn't know exactly what to call his book.

e.g., The butler in this bionovel sounds like Uncle Bob.

submitted by Alice

biophantasmology - The study of spiritual or metaphysical life.

e.g., Joe decided to do a study on the mechanical elves from the DMT realm for his biophantasmology class.

submitted by Ochre Orientis

bioverse - All life within the universe, to include known and potential life in the universe. Expansion of the bbiosphere concept. Related to astrobiology.

e.g., The Earth has life, and Titan may have potential life in the bioverse.

submitted by Jonathan Riddle - (www)

bip - 80s slang for cool.

e.g., AJ is so bip.

submitted by Darrel Herbert

bip - 1. To hit, slam, etc. 2. To "pack" in basketball.

e.g., 1. Shut up before I bip you. 2. He was standing right over him and went, "Bip."

submitted by Tarheel

bipo - The squishy stuff inside an elephant's ear: elephant earwax.

e.g., Hey, Shaniqua, did you hear how all the cool kids are saying you're as worthless as bipo?

submitted by Shaniqua

bipolarcoaster - The harrowing ups and downs that unstable people go through.

e.g., We spent the afternoon on Amanda's bipolarcoaster, but I finally had enough.

submitted by Tim Pace - (www)

bird - A high-energy short-lived temper tantram.

e.g., Your father's gonna have a bird when he sees what you've done.

submitted by robert

bird - Someone who is cheap. From the cheeping sounds that birds make.

e.g., Don't be a bird. You're cheap cheap cheap.

submitted by Anh Le

bird colonel - A full colonel in the Army, Air Force, or Marines. An O-6 in rank, as differentiated from a Lieutenant Colonel who is O-5. Sometimes persons of these ranks are referred to as Chicken Colonels or Light Colonels, respectively (or not so respectfully). The "bird" in the title comes from the brass emblem of rank, depicting an eagle. In the U.S. Navy, an O-6 officer is a Captain, which can be confusing, as in the other services, a Captain has an O-3 rank.

e.g., The were so many Bird Colonels at the base, that my arm grew tired from saluting.

submitted by Steve McDonald

bird food - What health nuts and vegetarians eat to gain protein: nuts, oats, soy and seeds, etc.

e.g., Angela: Instead of a beef hamburger, try a garden-burger. It's got nuts and oats and is healthier for you. Brent: I don't like bird food.

submitted by Marie

bird-acide - A clean window.

e.g., The bird-acide already killed three bluejays and one robin today.

submitted by jermaine

birdage - Collective noun used by understimulated male teenagers at boarding schools to describe a member of the opposite sex.

e.g., Check out the birdage in the Escalade.

submitted by dr johnson

birdie bacon - What results when the worms that crawl out on the sidewalk during a rainstorm get stuck there and are fried by the sun.

e.g., Shirley hates walking to school after a storm because she hates stepping on birdie bacon.

submitted by Wilma

birdie nest - When you go fishing and your line jumbles up in a big ball.

e.g., I got a birdie nest over here! Unc Sam, I need more line!

submitted by G-Dogg

birdie-num-nums - Tasty treats of any nature.

e.g., Want to go get some birdie-num-nums? I am starving!

submitted by sarah

birfday - Birthday. Birfdate.

e.g., Andy, if you eat too much of that icing, your birfday's going to turn into a barfday.

submitted by Miss Speller

birkenschlock - El cheapo shoes of the imitation-Birkenstock variety.

e.g., That sure is a nice pair of Birkenschlocks you got yourself there, buddy. Don't tell me--Kmart, right?

submitted by Kimber ley

birminghampster - Anyone who lives or works in a city named Birmingham.

e.g., It was particularly hard to get used to being a Birminghampster.

submitted by Evman

birth control glasses - Large, bulky, ugly eyeglass frames. Used to describe standard issue basic training glasses in the US Army. Birth-control glasses.

e.g., He ain't never gonna get any, not as long as he wears those birth control glasses.

submitted by Andrew

birthanzaa - When one celebrates her birthday for one week, beginning six days prior to the actual day of her birth. Gifts each day, and multiple parties are also expected during this event.

e.g., My 14-year-old daughter is celebrating her birthanzaa.

submitted by Jennifer Evans - (www)

birthaversary - Used when one spouse's birthday falls on the couple's anniversary.

e.g., "Happy Birthaversary to you." (We have a lot in our family...same tune as "Happy Birthday.")

submitted by Joyce Smith

biscaine - To play too much or to talk nonsense to someone.

e.g., You need to give me my money while you biscainein.

submitted by Mac-E

biscuit - One who is cute.

e.g., Wow, did you see that guy sitting across from us? He was a real biscuit.

submitted by carla - (www)

biscuit - A type of hat, typified by the Kangol 504 design; applies to any hat of this shape. Used in Southeastern Michigan.

e.g., I used to wear a Yankees cap, but now I wear a biscuit.

submitted by Allan Hazlett

biscuit-mouth - The unpleasant condition caused by eating too many biscuits (especially ginger nuts) in one sitting.

e.g., Quick, I need tea to treat this biscuit-mouth.

submitted by Gary C

bishie - Beautiful boy. Bishy. Generally used by otaku, fan-girls or fan-boys for a beautiful male with boyish or effeminate traits. From the Japanese word "Bishounen."

e.g., Ooh, look at that bishie walking in -- no, the other door.

submitted by Ryan Johnson - (www)

bishop's collar - Term originally used to indicate the exact half-inch of foam at top of a newly poured Guinness. Could also be used to indicate dismay at the large amount of foam at the top of a newly poured American beer.

e.g., What a rip-off. Look at the size of that bishop's collar the bartender gave you -- that's at least 30% less beer -- we should go kick his ass.

submitted by Salty

bishtacular - Awesome, cool, the best.

e.g., Today sure was bishtacular. I scored major with this hot guy.

submitted by Nick

bisker - The whisk attachment of a stand-up mixer; a contraction of "whisk" and "beater."

e.g., This is a light dough we're making; better use the bisker.

submitted by Kieran Conley

bisocial - Able to hang out with both men and women.

e.g., Carla invited him to her baby shower; he must be bisocial.

submitted by Lord Argent - (www)

bisquick - Deal.

e.g., What is your bisquick?

submitted by Nina

bistango - A vile substance usually of solid or highly viscous form.

e.g., What's in that martini glass? It looks like a rotten lump of bistango. Yuck.

submitted by Nathan Aschbacher

bistatual - Having houses in two states. Also "ambistatual."

e.g., Jim has a house in both Washington and California, so he's bistatual.

submitted by Firestorm

bisted - Combination of bit and busted

e.g., We got bisted by the cops last night.

submitted by Jupiter

bit - Bitch In Training. Preteen or teenage female with way too much attitude.

e.g., My kid sister has become a BIT since she turned thirteen.

submitted by Greg

bitch - Demeaning term. To be someone's bitch is to be taken advantage of.

e.g., Don't let him treat you like that. You're not his bitch. You're my bitch. | I'm not your bitch.

submitted by honora

bitch boy - Someone who is acting inappropriately in a social setting. Also for someone generally disliked.

e.g., That bitch boy over there with the busted nose -- Chris -- was trying to roll up on my girl. Guess how he got the busted nose.

submitted by Benny

bitch fuel - Common vernacular describing the assortment of alco-pops and vodka-and-something-based bottled drinks. Cheap and high in alcohol.

e.g., She's getting through the bitch fuel at light speed. | More bitch fuel, darlin'?

submitted by Luc - (www)

bitch whisperer - Someone with talents and skills similar to dog and horse whisperers, but applied to, and used to correct undesirable behavioral traits found on high maintenance or pain-in-the-ass women. Ex-wives and girlfriends, female bosses, cranky lap-dancers, comprise just a sampling of the vast list of the bitch whisperer’s subjects. Bitchwhisperer, bitch whisper.

e.g., Son, it’ll take the efforts of a first-rate bitch whisperer to keep your ex-wife and her attorney from skinning you alive. | "Bob, whatever you do, make sure you get Charlie Fingers as your attorney for your divorce. He's the best bitch whisperer around." "Janice has already hired him." "Oh, sorry about that. You are going to pay."

submitted by Albert D. Pereira

bitch-sized - Puny, small, minuscule. Bitch-size.

e.g., After wrecking his Z28, Jerry felt foolish driving a Toyota with its bitch-sized four cylinders.

submitted by dust

bitchcakes - Describing an mad angry state, often involving rapid violent action or futile pacing or anger.

e.g., The teacher catches me swiping candy from her jar just as she comes back into the room and next thing you know she's gone bitchcakes.

submitted by matthew salernonononono

bitched-out - 1. Unable to perform certain actions expected of oneself. 2. To yell and curse at someone, demean, demoralize.

e.g., 1. Chris bitched-out. After a couple of brews he was unable to attend to the nudies at the nudie bar. 2. John bitched-out his co-worker about his poor work performance and overall lack of effort.

submitted by Shaolin

bitchelugger - Someone who mooches in a whiny and mean way.

e.g., He was using his high-pitched voice just for a cookie. That punk Chris is a bitchelugger.

submitted by KandiKane - (www)

bitchin' - Freaking awesome.

e.g., "What do you think of that car?" "That car is bitchin'."

submitted by Kelsey Garczynski

bitchology - Bitching taken to such a high level it could be considered a science.

e.g., What's the matter with Chris? I didn't know he had a degree in bitchology.

submitted by Jazzbo

bitchslap - From the stereotype of a pimp's demeaning and abusive treatment of his prostitutes, whom he refers to as his "bitches." Those who use the term typically see themselves as being superior and as being in a situation that calls for them to mete out harsh, abrupt, and abusive treatment for what they perceive as stupid or disrespectful behavior -- or simply when they think such treatment is needed to remind someone of her inferior status. Bitch slap, bitch-slap.

bitch-slap: • verb [with obj.] US informal deliver a stinging blow to (someone), typically in order to humiliate [her]: I would have bitch-slapped him for talking that way.
- ORIGIN 1990s: originally black English, referring to a woman hitting or haranguing her male partner.

e.g., You talk back to me one more time, and I'll bitchslap you. | To say I was astonished when Chris bitchslapped me at a bar one night is an understatement. In case you were wondering why he's the prototypical bad example, that's why.

submitted by Markball

bitchuation - A real bitch of a situation.

e.g., When the top of my convertible opened up in the middle of the car wash, it was a total bitchuation.

submitted by Pam Budnick

bite the bucket - To make a kamikaze run in Texas Hold'em. Attributed to my roommate Troy.

e.g., I had a seven and a two off-suit, but I decided to bite the bucket and ended up with a full house.

submitted by captainminus

biter - Someone who steals a saying or move from someone else.

e.g., You're a biter--I made up that dance move.

submitted by Phive

bitspit - Bunch of words generated by electronic text device. Usually used in digital correspondence. (First seen years ago on, Jargon Watch.)

e.g., He wrote me this huge e-mail. I have never seen such bitspit.

submitted by Ivar Zantinge - (www)

bitter barn - Where we are when we are in a bitter mood.

e.g., I need to get out of the bitter barn and have some fun.

submitted by Kimberly

bittle - A short amount of time. | A small amount of something -- i.e., little + bit.

e.g., I'll be back in a bittle -- I'm just going to the shops. | Dibs on the bittle of orange juice left in the bottle.

submitted by Zsuszo

bizarnage - A group of several bizarre things all occurring at once, when events take on a fantastical air.

e.g., Did you see Vanilla Sky? Bizarnage.

submitted by Nick Jones

bizarro - Odd or unusual. NB: Usually said in a dumb cheerleader voice.

e.g., Did you see the bizarro way Alice was acting today.

submitted by orange

bizatch - Stupid and irresponsible.

e.g., She's a bizatch.

submitted by Harley Carter

bizkid - Parallel of whizkid. Used for bright businessmen who use novel ways to publicise their products.

e.g., Bizkids are creative business brains. They hog any space they get to advertise their products. Recently, a band of these bizkids used Indian postcards to do this. Now these bizkids have resorted to postcard marketing in India. Can it be any parallel of zip code marketing of the USA? Used by Vivek Sharma in Hindustan Times, Lucknow.

submitted by vivek sharma

bizly - To be embarrassed for another person.

e.g., I saw a girl walking through the mall with her dress tucked into her pantyhose. I felt bizly.

submitted by The Feline Punk - (www)

biznatch - A guy who is a source of annoyance. Also can be used in a playful manner between male friends.

e.g., You know, Jim is being such a biznatch. OR Hey! what's happening, biznatch?

submitted by macp

biznerd - Someone who finds business REALLY fascinating in the same way nerds do computers and other techy stuff.

e.g., See that Keith A? What a biznerd he's become since he did his MBA.

submitted by Alan Morrison

biznical - Business and technical. It happened accidentally when trying to elucidate the business (biz) and technical (nical) requirements being addressed in a proposal. I accidentally combined the two words into "biznical." Funnily enough the audience understood and appreciated my thrifty use of language--it demonstrated a respect for their precious time.

e.g., The following analogies fully address the biznical requirements identified through the consulting effort, and appear in order of importance in the scope of works under Section 1.

submitted by Sue

biznitch - For use either when "bitch" is inappropriate or when one wants to feign an urban vernacular. | Business.

e.g., That homework you gave us for the weekend was a real biznitch, Professor Hall. | Mind your own biznitch, biznitch.

submitted by Evan - (www)

bizounce - To leave.

e.g., I gotta bizounce now. C ya.

submitted by Waldo

bizurdity - General expression of weirdness in person or thing. A person not incapable of growing huge batwings and screeching like a servant of doom. Or someone just a little different.

e.g., That new guy in accounts is bizurdity.

submitted by Kora B

bizzo - Anyone interested in anything enough to pursue learning about, discussing with others, and pondering at length that thing.

e.g., I'm a bizzo of many interests.

submitted by steve zihlavsky

bizzomb - Da bomb.

e.g., That shirt is bizzomb.

submitted by Toni

bizzyhoo - A person who most of your friends would consider a joke.

e.g., That bizzyhoo is about as sharp as a bowling ball.

submitted by JeffBrown

bjarnism - A translated phrase that makes little sense in English.

e.g., When I went to Japan, I saw so many bjarnisms.

submitted by FPM2K - (www)

bjoobiez - Boobies, breasts. Bjoobies, b00bies, bj00bies, bj00biez.


dave in lisbon: ah, that fergie.

i was surprised the duchess of york was flashing a whale tail.

the visible tanga line isn't something you see very often any more. [not] round these parts anyway.

now, nudity . . . can't escape it. and who'd want to. every advert selling shower gel or cosmetic surgery clinics or whatever will have a pair of bjoobiez. at whatever time of the day.

can't see the harm myself

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

blabbage - Idle gossip, sometimes harmful, always revealing information about another which should be kept private.

e.g., So, as usual, Chris had to go flappin' blabbage about Steve's unfortunate experience causing quite a bit of embarrassment on his part.

submitted by steve zihlavsky - (www)

blabbertisement - An annoying announcement with excessive chatter, usually on the radio, intended to entice the audience to buy a product or service.

e.g., When that blabbertisement about the new hardware store begins, I tune to another station.

submitted by Nonesuch

blabbocrat - Politician.

e.g., "'We have to find out what happened'? They STILL can't figure it out?! The thought that the lives of millions are in the hands of self-righteous blabbocrats, like De Blasio, who live in uber-protected ivory towers, fills me with impotent rage."

submitted by [Clorinda] - (www)

blabler - Someone who talks a lot.

e.g., "Mom, I need to use the phone and Lance won't get off." "I know, he's a blabler."

submitted by Nicky Ubben - (www)

blabuloma - Other people's screaming and ill-behaved children in public places.

e.g., It's usually a nice restaurant, but tonight, blabuloma ruined our dinner.

submitted by Dawna Hunter

blabyrinth - An automated phone answering system requiring the caller to press a seemingly endless series of numbers in order to contact the desired person or department.

e.g., "Please press one for information on your checking account. Press two for your savings account. Press three for your credit card balance. . . ." Helen gritted her teeth as she made her way yet again through the blabyrinth in search of a real live person.

submitted by Passing4human - (www)

blacadian bar - The curved bar on a hockey goal that connects the crossbar to the post.

e.g., The was a snipe off of the Blacadian Bar.

submitted by Kurt

blaccent - The faux-Southern accent that people acquire when imitating rap music or black culture. Usually includes a lot of "yeahs" and poor annunciation of consonants and dipthongs. Characteristic of pop music stars and Dylan Little. (ED. Not necessarily the faux-Southern accent Hillary Clinton feigns when she speaks to black people.)

e.g., "What? You wanna say suh'in? Yeah, that's wha' I thaw'." "I can't understand you. Drop the blaccent."

submitted by BigAssFries

blacceptable - Food that is partially burnt but still edible.

e.g., Well, that burger looks burned, but I think it's blacceptable.

submitted by Bwana Yak

blaccuum - A person or thing with the inexplicable ability to suck the blackness out of any situation.

e.g., Dylan Little (who can be found at is a complete and utter blaccuum in speech and mannerisms.

submitted by BigAssFries

black & white - (Also "b/w"; adj.) 1. Antique, old; 2. Of or pertaining to the long ago. (n.) 3. The "olden days"; 4. (facetiously) The frame story: that is, the introductory part of a movie, before the exciting stuff begins. [From_The Wizard of Oz_---the black-and-white part---and children's perception of movies or television in black and white as paleolithically ancient, unbearably unrealistic, and insufferably dull.]

e.g., "So, Billy, what did you learn at the dinosaur museum?" "That dinosaurs are really, really, black and white." | "Hey, Grampa?: did they have games back in the black-and-white?" "Not screen games, no. We had card games, though---black and red card games. And board games." "With little plastic icons and dices and everything?" "Yep." "How long ago was the black and white?" "Only about 50 years ago---and it wasn't black and white: I sometimes think it was quite a bit more colorful than now." | "The movie's pretty good, but the black and white takes forever."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

black catter - Royal Navy Slang for the bloke who always one-ups any claim or story. E.g., if you have a black cat, his cat is blacker than yours.

e.g., I showed Nigel my new cellphone with camera, and he said he'd had one since 1995 that took full length 3D movies. Nige has always been a black catter

submitted by Robin Browne - (www)

black country singer - A feeling that you're out of place.

e.g., Burt, I'm starting to feel like a Black Country Singer. Let's get outta here.

submitted by Penny Couch

black magic - Body putty consisting of a cream hardener and putty-like mixture. Used in Ohio for vehicle body repair.

e.g., I'm going to use black magic on that rusted section of fender.

submitted by odyssus77

black man's pinch - "A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer, or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it." New to this geezer.

e.g., Mom: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch from the edge of that drop-leaf dining table." 
Ralphie: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people African-Americans. Please don't use it again."  
Mom: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead?"  
Ralphie: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."  
Mom: "Thank you for making me a better human being, Ralphie. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"  
Raplhie: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services." 
Mom: "Impudent brat."

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

black man's rage - Abbreviated BMR. ?Not a derogatory term; ascribed simply to a person of color in an angered or irritated state.

e.g., That big guy over there has a serious case of BMR. I'm afraid he's going to hurt somebody.

submitted by Juice Maloose

black panters - People of color who are out of breath from physical activity: exercising, dancing, partying, partying, or working hard.

e.g., Do you have any idea why conservatives get all het up about blank panters partying.

submitted by Miss Speller - (www)

black peter - (n.) Asteroid 2003-SD220. so called because carbon and carbon compounds comprise much of its substance, and it will pass by the Earth at the waving distance of seven million miles on Christmas Eve.

"Black Peter," of course, is the soot-begrimed chimney sweep who accompanies Santa Claus, and whose job it is (according to Dutch folklore) to fill the stockings of naughty children with coal. Asteroid 2003-SD220, I thought, fits the niche nicely: it's a lump of, well, not coal really, but close enough for folkloric purposes, that will whip past us on Christmas Eve. It doesn't get any closer than that (semantically speaking) for such a label.

.... Maybe 2003-SD220 is a lump of coal for humanity, because we're all being naughty: callous, brutal, and heartless to one another: unrelentingly merciless and spiteful.

[Oh, and there seems to be a movement to delete Black Peter from the Sinterklaas mythos in the Netherlands and other parts of Europe. Somehow, over the years, Peter has become, not a sooty chimney-sweep, but a "blackamoor" (i.e., African), enslaved by St. Nicholas and made to do all the punishing so as not to trouble the saint with the task. I've never much liked the lump-of-coal threat as a tool for frightening little ones, and I've never understood folklore's anti-African bias that seems to give all the nasty jobs and bad press to Black guys (especially when the original Black Peter was a white guy), so I have no problem with undoing any racial connotations of Black Peter. ... but of course, that's neither here nor there with my new label for 2003-SD220.]

e.g., With a slight shift in trajectory, Black Peter could really mess up Christmas 2015. Think of it: an extinction-level lump of coal right in our nasty stockings.

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

black-eye friday - The day after Thanksgiving, thought by many to be the biggest shopping day of the year and official start of the Christmas shopping season. Some shoppers literally come to blows trying to get their hands on the wildly reduced come-on bargains that they may have waited outside all night to get. (ED. The designation "Black Friday" seems to come from someone's observation that many stores are "in the red" prior to the deluge of shoppers the day after Thanksgiving. Businesses turn the corner and get "in the black" that manic shopping day.)

e.g., On black-eye Friday, my brother waited outside his favorite store from 5 a.m. to be the first in line to buy one of the five discounted laptops advertised in the paper. Miraculously, he didn't have to punch anyone out to get it.

submitted by natalie - (www)

black-letter text - Used by writer Ellis Washington in a discourse opposing the notion of a "living Constitution." His use of "black-letter text" reflects his belief that the Founders "never intended for their original words to change meaning." That's why they made the Constitution amendable.

e.g., Used by writer Ellis Washington in a discourse opposing the notion of a "living Constitution." His use of "black-letter text" reflects his belief that the Founders "never intended for their original words to change meaning." That's why they made the Constitution amendable.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

blackberryitis - Inflammatory condition of the fingers when using a blackberrry. The patient develops a inability in using his fingers for normal day tasks.

e.g., Mrs. Jones, you have blackberryitis of the fingers. You will have to stop e-mailing with your blackberry or you will become permanently disabled.

submitted by Dr. Gary Rothfeld - (www)

blackclash - The mismatch in color of two shades of black.

e.g., Aw, man! I can't wear these black socks with these black pants. They blackclash.

submitted by Greg Williamson

blacklist - From the Oxford English Dictionary: "A list of the names of people, groups, etc, who have incurred suspicion, censure, or displeasure, and are typically therefore subject to a ban or other punishment." The word has been banned as racist by Scotland Yard.

e.g., I have every intention of continuing to use the word blacklist -- so I guess that means I'll be on Eric Holder's blacklist.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

blackmale - Alternative spelling of "blackmail" -- suitable for use when a city is being ravaged by riots involving mostly black males.

e.g., "Baltimore has been 'blackmaled."

submitted by Miss Speller

blackstage pass - A state achieved by a select few non-black people wherein they are permitted to "act black," though "black behavior" is in the eye of the beholder.

e.g., Carol keeps slinging those urban colloquialisms with happy abandon. Why, I believe she's finally earned the blackstage pass from her classmates.

submitted by Dot - (www)

bladdabushnik - One who regularly can not make it to the restroom in time to deposit their fluid waste so must make do with a bush or other discrete concealing place or thing.

e.g., On a moment's notice from time to time we must urgently find a place for our good friend Pishnik to relieve his bladder or otherwise suffer the wet and embarrassing consequences of his being a regular bladdabushnik.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

bladder queue - 1. A line of sporting balls awaiting pressurization before an event -- especially a football or basketball game. 2. A line of fishing floats denoting a drift net. 3. British slang term for a line of persons waiting for the bathroom.

e.g., 1. Well, John, I see that we've got our full complement of 30 pigskins in the bladder queue. I hope the rain will hold off and we won't need all of them. 2. We watched the bladder queue to make sure the net was where we wanted it. 3. I'm gonna hit the loo, mate, how's the bladder queue?

submitted by Loki - (www)

bladdles - The oars of boats or ships.

e.g., In ancient times the long bladdles of big ships were manned by many rowers below deck.

submitted by Paul Edic - (www)

blade - N. Backstabber, backstab. Adj. Two-faced. Currently used in Canadian Army.

e.g., I can't believe he did that with your girl. What a blade. He really bladed you.

submitted by parkus

bladness - A horrible and unforgiving condition where a person simultaneously suffers a reduction in follicle count and shrivelling of the bladder. Although each condition on its own is rather debilitating -- the combined symptoms can result in other issues such as fatal unsocial behavior, forgetting important work-related facts, and a breakdown of one's understanding of the usage of the English language. Some notable researchers have also discovered that the condition is not always randomly inflicted but can be incurred through misuse of various high potency medicines. Yes, it is bad, but treatable through TLC. Onset anywhere from age 13 to 95.

e.g., Boof has a severe case of bladness. We all hope he's going to pull through.

submitted by Snoop

bladow - An exclamation used to emphasize a statement made by another.

e.g., Steve: Wow, Merideth looks good in those shorts. Josh: Bladow!

submitted by Adam Pearson

blag - Take, get, buy, etc.

e.g., Go to the grocery store and blag me some Oreos.

submitted by ditnis

blag, blagger - Blag has many meanings. To blag generally is to fabricate, to bluff, to confuse, or to impress someone with not so blatant lies. It can also be meant as something more akin to robbery. Usually meant in a more joking way than out and out deceit.

e.g., John can blagg well enough to get into the VIP lounge at Homeland. I'm so good at blagging I got a test drive in a Ferrari F355 when I was on the dole. Denise got blagged badly, she gave all her money to that fella.

submitted by ShaolinTiger - (www)

blago'd - To be blago'd is to be appointed to a vacant elective position by a politician in hot water -- after Rod Blagojevich, Governor of Illinois, expected to be indicted soon on corruption charges. Once you've been blago'd, your chances of ever again holding political office can be expected to be minimal -- although the only thing you may have done wrong is show poor judgment by accepting such an appointment. If you think the House of Representatives can constitutionally refuse to seat Roland Burris, you may want to familiarize yourself with Powell v. McCormack, 395 U.S. 486 (1969). I'm not willing to venture a guess. In another sense of this new pseudo-word, it could be said that a plethora of Democrats from President-elect Barack Obama on down have also been blago'd.

e.g., Roland Burris must have decided he had absolutely no chance of ever again holding a political office unless he acquiesced to being blago'd. There's no way the Democrat Party bigwigs in Illinois will ever back him again.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

blah blah blah fishcakes - Equivalent to "yadda yadda yadda." Sars (Sarah D. Bunting of "Television Without Pity") got this expression from her best friend, who got it from her sister.

e.g., He apologized for being late for dinner, saying he had to work overtime, go home, let out his dog, water his garden, blah blah blah fishcakes.

submitted by Hirayuki: Sars's friend's sister

blahbye - The noise that comes after the teacher has left the classroom.

e.g., After Mrs. Robin left, my friends and I starting to blahbye.

submitted by Farah

blahriffic - Intrinsically mundane or mediocre, but nevertheless presented as if it is exciting or superior.

e.g., Don's birthday party was simply blahriffic.

submitted by Asian Bastard - (www)

blahzee-blahzee - Used when relating to another person non-essential talk or events that took place at some other time. Most likely derived as a mispronunciation of "blase," but with the spirit of that word kept intact.

e.g., So, I say to him, like, how was your date and what did you do? And he says to me, "Well, you know, we went to bar, had some drinks, blahzee-blahzee, talked about, you know, music, movies, blahzee-blahzee, and she says, like, blahzee-blahzee, and it was a great evening." So I say, "Glad to hear it."

submitted by murrman1 - (www)

blairio - Compliment or insult depending on tone of voice.

e.g., Oh, blairio!

submitted by Vickster - (www)

blam - A verb used to describe sudden, loud, dramatic entry into a party scene, perhaps uninvited, by someone intoxicated.

e.g., We blammed into The Ripcord at 2:30 that morning, hootin' and hollerin'.

submitted by Bryant - (www)

blam sammy - An exeptionally good sandwich or a woman who is particularly attractive to you.

e.g., Sheila was a definitely a blam sammy in her younger days.

submitted by Willy Willin

blame bob englingbeth - A phrase from a little know fable where everyone blames Bob Englingberth..

e.g., We'll just have to blame Bob Englingberth.

submitted by optimum

blamers - Those who will blame anyone or anything other than themselves for responsibility for their lives and the events in it. They will blame their parents, spouses, boyfriends or girlfriends, friends, bosses, etc., instead of taking responsibility for their own actions. The worst form of this is the persuasive blamer, which is someone who is very convincing in blaming others, and often gets people into trouble for things they aren't responsible for. This type of person often plays the role of victim to elicit sympathy from others.

e.g., She's such a blamer she actually blamed him for her lying to him and cheating on him.

submitted by George Edward Purdy

blamestorming - Like "brainstorming", only with malice. Deciding who is going to be assigned the responsibility for a particular disaster, usually without fair basis.

e.g., After the nuclear power plant blew up, the team naturally did some urgent blamestorming and before the day was over, were able to report to the CEO that it was Frank's mistake that caused the meltdown. (Frank was on vacation at the time.)

submitted by Steve

blamethrower - Someone who refuses to accept personal responsibility for anything.

e.g., Did you hear about the blamethrower who sued a burger chain because he was fat?

submitted by Devin Mack

blandiose - A person, place, idea, or thing that exhibits extraordinarily mundane qualities.

e.g., His blandiose plan for the city included free pens for the homeless.

submitted by Andrea Hackett

blandiose - Making a grand display of not caring.

e.g., She was so blandiose about his suicide threat that she yawned and told him to just do it.

submitted by Kevin Fuchs

blandit - A bland bandit.

e.g., Someone who robs a bank in a boring fashion.

submitted by Maggie McFarland

blandsome - Good looking, but you would lose him in a crowd.

e.g., While generally attractive, being a trendvestite, he was utterly blandsome.

submitted by Gayle Hurmuses

blandstand - Perform ostentatiously in order to impress the audience with one's sense of political correctness and sensitivity;

e.g., Some of the discussion was quite entertaining, but it got shouted down by all the fun-sucking blandstanding.

submitted by Tim Stich

blandwich - Bland sandwich, lacking flavor and texture, and which you eat at your desk ... on an uninspiring Tuesday.

e.g., Red: What's for lunch? Ned: I've got a blandwich again. It's Tuesday, isn't it?

submitted by leps

blane - A mixed between boring and plane.

e.g., This game is blane.

submitted by Annie onimous

blang - An inferior grade of bling-bling. Also blang-blang.

e.g., I didn't have much money so I bought some blang from the pawn shop.

submitted by Nicholas Green

blankeneer - A person who owns a lot of blankets.

e.g., I saw a blankeneer.

submitted by Collin 7th English - (www)

blanket show - Going to bed, bedtime.

e.g., I'm tired, I'm going to watch the Blanket show

submitted by Allain Edwards - (www)

blankium - (n.) the hypothetical element of which pain is made, making it impossible to think about anything else or to compare it to earlier pain. (according to Emily Dickinson's poem: "pain has an element of blank / It cannot recollect / When it began / or if there were / A day when it was not. / It has no future but itself / Its infinite realms contain / Its past, enlightened to perceive / New periods of pain.")

e.g., "aaah! This is unbearable." "Don't worry, when it's over, you won't even remember it clearly---blankium, remember?" "You are not helping."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth

blankley - A blanket.

e.g., I want my blankley.

submitted by Bama

blarfy - That state of feeling that is worse than just nauseated but not quite throwing up. Bleugh + barfy = blarfy.

e.g., I feel really blarfy today.

submitted by Kris - (www)

blarg - Used to express anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment.

e.g., Blarg! This stupid computer is s...l...o...w.

submitted by lauryn - (www)

blargh - Just "argh" with "bl" in front of it.

e.g., Blargh. I can't believe I know the lyrics to this NSYNC song.

submitted by pinder - (www)

blarglefragle - Alternately spelled blarglefraggle, it's generally a nonce word, but it can also mean a flubbed situation or goofed up performance. It can also be used as a replacement for vulgarities.

e.g., That meeting was a total blarglefragle; I was so messed up. | Oh . . . Blarglefraggle! I can't believe you fed the puppy my expensive steak!

submitted by Celine Stanaway

blargo! - Word used to fill an uneasy void in a conversation. A quick escape route from a conversation.

e.g., Ben: Isn't she good looking? I'd like to date her. Ted: That's my mum. Ben: Er ... um ... BLARGO!

submitted by Chi Chi Rodriguez

blarmee - Darn or dangit.

e.g., Blarmee, I forgot my keys.

submitted by Carrie

blarp - An action committed following a burp in order to avoid getting slapped in the head.

e.g., Upon hearing the loudest belch of the night, David gave Gary five seconds to blarp before lunging for him.

submitted by David Garvin

blarticle - Noun. From "Blog" and "Article"... an insightful blog entry or blog article.

e.g., After checking out the speaker's blog, I found that he had posted a number of interesting and informative blarticles on a wide variety of topics.

submitted by Dave Violette - (www)

blasian - Of Asian and black descent.

e.g., Tiger Woods is the top blasian golfer in the world.

submitted by Beej - (www)

blaspafalibility - The ability to fail terribly or be beaten by an opponent.

e.g., James was not invincible against the ninja. He had blaspafalibility.

submitted by Fitch - (www)

blasphemery - Like blasphemy, only much much worse.

e.g., That's not only sacrilegious, it's blasphemery.

submitted by matt

blasphology - 1. Short statement, quote, or phrase that twists around an established idea. 2. Reverse logic, illogical for the sake of humor.

e.g., Blasphology 1025 -- It may be fun to read blasphologies, but the information learned won't help advance your evil schemes to achieve world conquest.

submitted by Andy Alkaline - (www)

blass femmy - The act of sleazy garment manufacturers "dissing" Bill Blass and other gods of High Couture by making cheap, "knock off" copies of designer ladies clothing.

e.g., Fashion Passion: Did you hear that Gordon, the ex-bible salesman turned clothing manufacturer, is using old church robes and vestments to make replicas of Donna Karan's sexy two part pants suits? Irate Bald Pate: Disgusting! It's pure blass femmy!

submitted by Charlie Lesko

blasted - To get in serious trouble.

e.g., I'm gonna be late for work again this week; I'm gonna get blasted!

submitted by gena - (www)

blastissimo - It means playing too loudly on an instrument.

e.g., Let's not play blastissimo, boys and girls.

submitted by Holly

blastov - A Russian rocket launch.

e.g., The successful blastov called for vodka all around.

submitted by Nancy Israel

blastpheme - Explosive epistemological expletive.

e.g., "Jesushf-gCHRIST!" "Don't blastpheme, Steve."

submitted by S. Berliner, III - (www)

blat - Damn. Used to express dissatisfaction. Not to be confused with the Russian term.

e.g., Whadda ya mean you scratched my car? Blat!

submitted by Itay C.

blather - An organ in the throat that holds words drained of meaning and excretes them through the verbal passage.

e.g., Stanley's admonishment, "Hold your blather" brought Cedric's gibberish to a halt in mid-stream.

submitted by Charlie Lesko

blatherati - What are sometimes called journalists and pundits.

e.g., "You, Mr. Luce, and the rest of the Washington batherati must be so pleased."

submitted by blatherati

blathermaster - (n.) 1. Any one of those gifted with the enviable ability to mix nonsense words into their regular speech such that it sounds almost as though the listeners are ignorant rather than the speaker being unintelligible; 2. Any professional with whose jargon the listener (or reader, I suppose) is unfamiliar; 3. The writer(s) of contracts, statutes, medical reference books, and most instruction manuals.

e.g., "Can you read the glyphs, Professor?" "Let me see ... pawer khom pany, 'light of' Tut Hotep Patra "Pharaoh's (um) wife (uh) sedjemenef 'comes forth in glory' daranti ha chachacha shanaz 'golden age of com ... (uh) the common man' um ... this next part's a bit odd ... aryu Bast beran tu aas 'conqueror of your outposts' ... something ... tri set ujes: mo, khururi jo, shemep, rarri 'the gods of laughter' ... the rest, I'm afraid is illegible." "You can't read Egyptian to save your soul, can you?" "Nope. Not a clue." "Hey, points for your blathermastery, though." ||

Here are the words of a true blathermaster: "Leads meat cardinal fifteen no interest them didn't poster demand he change corey home non here Frank, return with to over the world didn't actually you directorate and that stupid wild billall. Of ninety chain obliged dishes dissent season Italy dissent Jerry dot dead space your midterm election crass credential pig-o-vitz solutions, brought up by helmets by down the ex-girlfriends and ruddy congress mainline really holly plunge-keeping distance above argue the with."

submitted by Scott M. Ellsworth - (www)

blathersplat - (n) Nonsense. (v) To blather on speaking nonsense.

e.g., "Have not have watched _Face the Nation_ in over ten years. It's pure unadulterated self-serving liberal blathersplat. It became less and less interesting or newsworthy. Schieffer is still alive? Talk about over the hill." | "Gorski blathersplats on: 'He goes on to complain about how skeptics have 'completely hijacked' Burzynski’s Wikipedia page and how he really really wanted to 'call them out, but for 'legal reasons' and 'running time' [did not]. ... He just absolutely does not understand the meaning of cherry-picking.”

submitted by [PasoFinoCA]

blatty - Someone with a low centre of gravity, i.e., shaped like a human egg.

e.g., The older I get, the blattier I get.

submitted by Rory

blatulent - For the sounds made by French horns, instruments which are never in tune, and speak with uncontrollable intensity and volume. Inspired by the blatty initial sound made as horn players play a note and try to correct the hideous resulting sound while it is sustained.

e.g., Blatulent horns ruined the concert again.

submitted by Will

blatzted - To get drunk on cheap beer, especially Blatz brand.

e.g., We went fishing up near Sheboygan and just got blatzted in the boat.

submitted by BrianMcNeal

blawg - A weblog written by one or more persons in the legal field.

e.g., If you're getting bored at law school, start writing a blawg.

submitted by Denise Howell - (www)

blaze - To leave in a hurry.

e.g., I gotta blaze. C ya.

submitted by Michelle

blazed - High on drugs, stoned.

e.g., Eye test  
aLrighty, so at this moment i am blazed out of my mind.
i am sitting at my house finally feeling the happiest i have felt in a very very long time.
this is probably at the moment the highest moment in my life.
see i have had a lot of weed which i guess after two months of being high like twice a day i guess i was feeling like i wanted to be really high.
but my friend erica, who happened to have an eigth of shrooms that she didnt want anymore so she said i could have them;.
so not only have i smoked like 7 or 8 bowls of insane weed i have also eaten an eigth of shrooms.
i ma very high nad off my rocker so i am sorry in advance for all of my misspeelings and complete ramling episodes.
see all of a sudden my life has been like three times better.
i have sent in my applications to the two schools i wanted and am almost garunteed entry.
sorry i walked away from my comp and almost got lost.
but i found my way back.
i think i need to go smoke more weed since its really early and im need to get more blazed.
so i am going to try and talk in this more to everyone reading this though they are far and in between.
if isaid that right im not sure. so later for now.

submitted by HD Fowler - (www)

bleacher seat - The flat, numb feeling you get when you sit on bleachers or something with contours too long.

e.g., Finally, the assembly is over. I was crammed tight near people I didn't like and I had bleacher seat halfway into the show.

submitted by Ian Faynik

bleaconing - I have a dictionary, too, but the definitions are spelled out in poetry after the word is defined -- sort of a way to spell out and describe the word in ryhme. "Bleaconing" is a word I was told came from this site ... meaning people whose vocabularies are bleak and in need of augmentation and are beaconing for help. The book is entitled The Bleaconing. It is filled with words from various sources which I've described in ryhme.

e.g., His vocabulary was wanting for a great deal of character, expression. and devoid of personality. There was a bleaconing to it.

submitted by Judy Ruggles - (www)

bleargh, blearghn - A further permutation of "blah" and "blargh," but pronounced as blE'ar (gluttal hiss), the "gh" serving as a modifier on the "ear" and as a sort of hiss sound, sort of like the "ch" in the properly pronounced "Bach." To enunciate this sound, try to imitate a cat hissing but without making the traditional "sss" sound. Generally speaking, "bleargh" serves as a two-syllable "arg(h)."

e.g., "Bleargh," he exclaimed, upon learning that the people around him weren't geeks, and thus didn't understand his joke about rm -rf recursing upwards.

submitted by apeiron

blearghy - Of a condition often caused by drinking during a celebratory evening. One awakens with a somewhat throbbing head, eyes watering, a slight lump in the throat, a mildly sour stomach, and, sometimes, a non-gravity caused heaviness, with trembling in the outer extremities. The word also relates to symptoms from an onset of a flu-like illness, or, less severely, a malaise due to a period of personal fatigue or depression. Think having the blahs.

e.g., From Alphabets Blog: "Have not been able to view Alphabets for weeks now. Not because the internet connection isn't working or anything like that -- it's just that I have been feeling blearghy and in need for a change. Was almost tempted to delete everything and start anew but then thought better of it ... after all, those early alphabet days were really fun."

submitted by Machiavellean & Lesko - (www)

bleating heart - An intensely visceral yearning or hankering for. The expression is a portmanteau of "bleeding heart" (of bleeding heart dove) and bleating (pleading sound of an ewe). Works especially well in conjunction with "I love ewe." "Bleating" may also be used on its own in verbal form.

e.g., Don't toy with my bleating heart. I will bleat for her all my life. Variant abstract nominal form: I'm bleat.

submitted by needfortweed

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